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Eamon Paton – blogger, twitterer, Texas dweller – was lucky enough to attend Lockdown this past weekend, and now we are lucky enough to get a live-show recap.
Hey With Leatherers, my name is Eamon Paton and I had the pleasure (Yes you heard me, the pleasure) of attending TNA Lockdown live this past Sunday in sunny San Antonio, TX. Not only was this one of TNA’s top PPV events of the year, but also they achieved the goal of having their largest attendance ever in their over 10-year history. So, here are my thoughts in the Best and Worst of TNA Lockdown 2013.
Best: Presentation
This was my first time ever attending a TNA PPV, with my only other event I have been at being a house show back in 2008. I have to admit that I was feeling a lot of trepidation going into the event, knowing that while TNA was going to be holding Lockdown in the Alamodome, they were only using a very small portion of said dome. Many other people felt the same and I have to say, they delivered beyond my expectations. They curtained off a good 6th of the building for the event; the stage looked professional and close to all of the seats were packed. There seemed to be no gigantic holes in seating from what I could see. The only minor complaints that I could have was that the sound of the ring was very muted, meaning you couldn’t really hear when someone got slammed. Also, there was no live feed being shown on the titantron. However the PPV feed could be viewed on the televisions in the concession stand. That’s how I watched the Robbie E/Robbie T “Con-Bro-Tation” (That’s a confrontation between bros. Yeah, I know. I should write for TNA.). But other than that, the entire look and feel of the event oozed professionalism, something that TNA isn’t necessarily known for.
Best: Zero Commentary
Oh my god, I can’t even put into words how awesome it felt to watch a match in a TNA ring and not have to listen to Taz say “Yam-bag” every other word. I encourage everyone who finds TNA to be atrocious to take some time and watch a couple of matches with the commentary on mute, or at least try listening to Willie and Hector for a change. Either way, it improves the product by tenfold. The best part is that many of the wrestlers in the ring have the capability of portraying the story using their facial expressions and tiny subtleties, without the viewer needing someone to tell them “This is what they are doing and this is why they are doing it”. This was especially evident in the main event with Bully Ray, who was the king of subtleties, making what could have been an ordinary match amazingly enjoyable. It literally renders Taz, Tenay and “dude in a suit who’s name I will never care to remember” useless, which also leads me to my next point.
Best: Young Fans At Wrestling Shows
I was honestly surprised how many people were in that arena that had followed TNA television for weeks upon weeks, and didn’t just show up because “Hogan, Sting and Hardy are gonna be there. Those are names I know”. People were honestly excited, especially a young girl sitting behind me who couldn’t be any older than 6. She had an absolute ball, oohing and wooing every time anyone did anything. She also was so phenomenal commentating the tag team match, that she would put a certain someone called “The Professor” to shame.
Every time Hernandez would tag in, she would be sure to note, “Here comes the powerhouse!” and was questioning why Hernandez would suplex his partner Chavo onto his opponent, if it also did damage to Chavo. What commentary team does that today? They would normally just go “Great double team offense by Chavo and Hernandez”, but this little girl was looking into it so much deeper and most definitely deserves Taz’s spot, that way he can go to the clubhouse and do whatever middle age men in biker costumes like to do.
Worst: Other Fans At Wrestling Shows
Of course, anytime you go to a wrestling show, especially one this large, you are going to encounter some not so great wrestling fans. Only two really stuck out, the first being a guy not too far from me, who I not so affectionately call the “Blurt out everything that is about to happen” fan. Every ref bump he called, every finish to a match. To me, it doesn’t matter how obvious you think something is going to be. Keep it to yourself, because there is probably a bunch of people around you who may not see what you see, and want to be surprised. If you are walking up your friends driveway with him on his birthday, you don’t just scream “There are a bunch of people in there who are gonna jump up with cake and balloons and presents as a surprise!” Just have some self-control.
The second was the fans that chanted “This Is Awesome” at just about everything. Don’t get me wrong, I think that chant is great and has its place. But, if you are doing it at the end of the Bully Ray/Jeff Hardy video package, before entrances or introductions have even happened, rethink your use of it.
Best: Getting To Yell At Taryn Terrell or Worst: Taryn Terrell
If you follow me on Twitter, you will know I am not a big fan of TNA’s “Lead Knockout Official” Taryn Terrell. Actually, “not a big fan” is putting it pretty mildly. I despise her. But unlike myself, Danielle and most competent people, there are people who enjoy Taryn and how she performs her current job in TNA. From what I can decipher, their reasoning can be sort of summarized as, “Hey, look at her boobies guyz”. However, I stand by my statement that Taryn Terrell is quite possibly the worst referee I have seen in my entire life, and I’ve been to an indie show where the referee was wearing a Dasher Hatfield mask with a coonskin cap. No joke.
So it gave me a great sense of gratification that instead of yelling, “Taryn Terrell you are the worst referee in the history of mankind!” at my screen, I got to do it live. Not only that, but I converted many others around me to jeer her for her subpar performance as well. From the way its looking, Terrell may be transitioning into a wrestler and start her feud with Gail Kim, and if that’s the case I will ease up on her. But, if she continues to not understand how rope breaks work, I will continue to ream her for not taking the time to try to be at least a functioning referee.
Seriously, Dangerous Women Of Wrestling had better officials.
Best/Worst: The “Garbage Throwing” After The Main Event
I am sort of on the fence about this whole situation because I am being pulled in two directions. On the one hand, you had a lot of people in that building who were Jeff Hardy supporters, riled up because of the end result. This led to them throwing trash into the ring, which provided for a very cool effect that raised the intensity of this feud and made the Ace’s and Eights seem more impactful (pardon my pun) and important than they ever have been. Bully Ray has a history of antagonizing crowds, so much so that a fan once decided to jump from a balcony in order to get his hands on him. Also, I have never been a part of something like that before, and while I definitely wasn’t going to risk throwing things, it was one of those things I can check off my wrestling bucket list of sorts. It will definitely look amazing in video packages and was a perfect way in which to end the show, leaving the question of “What happens next?” in everyone’s minds.
On the other hand, if you are a wrestling fan, please try all you can to not throw stuff in the ring during wrestling shows. It makes us look like dumb, blubbering morons who can’t control our emotions. Not only were there cups of water and popcorn being thrown, but also thick, metal beer bottles. I was legit worried that one was going to catch So Cal Val in the back of the head, and she doesn’t deserve that. Also, there didn’t seem to be any reprimanding afterwards, so good on you Alamodome security. Let’s hope that next time TNA comes back you won’t mistake a fan jumping in the ring and wrapping his arm around Jeff Hardy as a member of Aces and Eights.
That’s also theorizing that Aces and Eights will still be a thing the next time they stop in San Antonio. I hope so, and I hope Mike Knox has all the title belts.
Well there you go, that’s my Best and Worst of being at TNA Lockdown. I thank Danielle for allowing me to contribute to this awesome column. If you’d like to follow me on Twitter, you can do so at @TheWrestlefan. Also if you like the words that I put on this page, I do more writing at www.wrestlefanwrites.blogspot.com. It’s normally about things other than TNA; so if you want your fill of pictures of Joseph Park with loving words next to them, keep reading Danielle’s great pieces.


I was at this taping too and I completely agree, the commercial breaks killed the crowd. At least we got a healthy dosage of Metallica, Macklemore and the Harlem Shake. Oh and that TNA TAG thing where you would get an “exclusive free reward from ShopTNA.com?” Yeah, that was bullshit. Not in a “here’s a 10% off coupon!” kind of a way, more of a “Welcome to Impact at the Sears Centre!…and that’s it” kind of way.
Also, the matches in the 2nd taping were actually kind of good, especially the X division matches, K2 botches aside.
I look forward to this every week now, thank you so much for doing it.
between here go hell come reference and the very detailed look at the chain of events of the biker gang genesis, it’s like we’re in some way two hearts beating for one.
BIG fan. HUGE!
“That’s right, Sting. Let the salty waves of senility crash over you.” Holy sh*t Danielle that is beyond beyond. Be proud.
Amen to that
Dish network in all it’s infinite wisdom moved what channel Spike was on and my DVR couldn’t make the one simple adjustment it’s paid to do.
Maybe the wrestling gods are trying to tell me something?
I was hoping for the B&W of Lockdown so I could ask if anyone else noticed the point in the Brisco/Angle match where Wes knocked Angle down and could have just walked out of the cage, but instead threw himself down and did the slow crawl for the door so Angle could drag him back in with the ankle lock.
Everyone but Wes Brisco saw it and thought it was a bad idea.
Seriously, that guy….
Wes Brisco was totally dropped on the head a few times as a kid.
“Good morning! Or…good whatever time of day you’re reading this at! I hope you’ve had a lovely week. You look nice today.”
Thank you for noticing. I showered today.
Also, no excuse for tardiness, Danielle. You’re making part time blogger money now, and with great power comes great responsibility.
I make no money, so…..
That’s the joke. It’s part of my new movie, Nerd of the Rings, which is just me typing on a message board for three and a half hours. Peter Jackson is directing, hence the running time, unnecessarily long exposition, and it being shot in 48 fps despite just being words appearing on screen.
I also attended IMPACT – great writeup! Bully Ray told me to eat shit, which was nice. I attended Bound For Glory ’08, where Joe and Sting had a barnburner – probably a lot of love left over from that match.
Dynamite as always and the guest B&Ws were huzzahtastic as well!
with all the excitment I saw from you guys here for IMPACT, I’m totally sure that non of you had 1/100th excitment as much as I did all lockdown-IMPACT long !!! and I watched them from home, WITH THE COMMENTARY !!!!!
me and my brother were LITTERLY, like really really, JUMPING ALL THE TIME IN HAPPINESS OVER EVERYTHING !!! EVEN WES BRISCOE AND TARYN TARREL !!!!!
I guess I’m toooooooooooooooo much of a “mark” for TNA … it’s gotten serious lately !
Yay, it really does exist! Thanks for doing these Danielle, they are always great. And yes please to a B&W of Smackdown!
And is that a Breaking Bad reference in the title? You’re amazing.
Good B/W, It feels like I didn’t even miss the show.
Quick question about the picture of Hogan and Sting, Fall Out Boys. How much has Hogan shrunk over the years? Every time he has back surgery do they remove vertebrae? He used to be around 6’8″, now he’s shorter than Sting?
I don’t see how Hogan makes sense as the higher power anymore. Sure those little things you mentioned would be nice touches in hindsight, but it would also create a history where Hulk knowingly married off his daughter under false pretenses, took multiple savage TOTALLY REAL hammer beatings, betrayed everyone who isn’t an Ace and/or Eight, and for what? Getting Bully in a position to steal the title from Hardy? He’s the GM, he could do that any time. To take over TNA? He already runs it. To betray Sting? Not only is Sting the easiest man in wrestling history to trick into trusting you, but that would be some Cactus Jack pretending to be a homeless amnesiac-level stupid mind games.
But even that would be preferable to where I think they’re headed: Brooke Hogan, Higher Power. With good actors it’s a compelling story of a daughter long-neglected by her famous father deciding to get his attention by destroying the career that she felt he loved more than her. With Brooke… We’ll get some hilarious screenshots.
I like the cut of your logical assessment of the motivations behind whomever is revealed to be the “Higher Power”. Hogan doesn’t make sense for the exact reasons you’ve outlined. He has nothing to gain by introducing Aces and Eights, he already has all the control in TNA. His entire motivation would have to be “I wanted to be a dick to everyone”, which I guess isn’t that crazy considering we’re dealing with TNA.
Ignoring your Brooke Hogan theory (which made me gag a bit). I think the two people with the most obvious motivation to be behind Aces and Eights are Eric Bischoff and Double JJ. Both used to “run” the company both got ousted by the good guys and both have beef with Hogan. The only other wrestlers I think make any sense are guys that have jumped to WWE like Nash or Flair.
With all that being said I bet it’s Dixie.
Samoa Joe’s Diary is quickly becoming the bestest thing for me. I’m glad to hear he’s getting big pops next week, because I heart Samoa Joe and want him to do things that mean something again.
I’m glad you like SamoJo’s Diaries! Sometimes I write them and I think I’m the only one who can possibly think it’s funny, so I appreciate that I’m not just making myself giggle. :)
you sure aren’t alone !
SamoJo’s Diaries > JSOM !!!
Bully Ray is all Aces and Eights
You’re all Aces and Lates.
They should change their ring music to anything Ace of Bass.
Great read, Danielle. And if a B/W of Smackdown does happen, we know we have Eamon or BookSavvy capable of writing winners.
Great stuff, from Danielle and the contributors. The part where BookSavvy said the Cubs reference got boo’d made this White Sox fan smile. SOUTH SIDE
SOUTH SIDE!!! :D
If Bull Ray brings is skull cap down any more, he’ll become Dumb Donald.
*Bully
Great recap once again. Was really dissappointed all weekend when it wasn’t up but was greatly surprised and excited to see it today. I am glad the second guest writer pointed out how annoying it is when a promotion holds an event in a small town near a larger one and just pretends that it is in the bigger town.
After hearing Tazz being hated on so much in this B & W every week, I think I ve come to realise that I must be his only fan in the world. Nothing in my week makes me happier than listening in amazement at the nonsense that consistently spews forth from that man.
NO ! you’re not alone :D
I hate his commentary and wish they’ll change or fire him, but until then, whenever I hear him TRYING HIS HARDEST TO COME UP WITH EXCUSES FOR EVERYTHING THE HEELS DO, I’ll smile and laugh !
Cameo week! YEs!
Thanks again for letting me contribute this week! I really enjoyed your piece on who the President of An8 could be. I really hope it’s not J-E Double F… HAHA… J-A-Double R, E-Double T.
And UGH. I had to cut out my paragraph on my annoyance/disgust for Taryn because it became nothing but rage rage keyboard pound. The only plus is that I won’t have to see her in that stupid ref costume again. Maybe Velvet will lend her some fuzzy boots.
I like Taryn/Tiffany. I mean she’s awful at being a ref, but gosh darn it she’s just so dang earnest about it.
EXACTLY ! I totally agree !!
“Even the little things, like that sinister look over Brooke’s shoulder that back then made you think something maybe kind of is totally up, but then in retrospect makes you appreciate the subtleties he’s been able to put into his character.”
Trying to diagram a sentence like that makes my head hurt worse than Jeff Hardy’s.
Is all Canadian English as incomprehensibly structured as this article?
Great work, Danielle. And a special +1 for @BookSavvy! Your contribution was awesome, and I loved your SMOJO journal! Good work all around!
I’m not sure if your DVR cut off Aries/Sting too, but I’m shocked it didn’t even get a mention. The ADouble showed why he is just might be The Greatest Man That Ever Lived(If Dixie would pay for the Weezer song as his entrance, It might cure me of all forms of depression forver) by dragging Sting to the best match he’s had since WCW. It was fantastic, and I wrote on Twitter that A8′s should have been booed for interrupting the best match Sting has had in TNA. Just great work and a great match, and here’s to hoping that the four best heels in TNA team up to form a Mecha Dirty Super Bad Influence Heel God Stable for the ages, though WithLeather would have to find a new reviewer for TNA, because Danielle would probably go into a happiness coma.
EXACTLY !
I “looooooved~” everything the aces & 8′s did at that day !
but I found myself booing unintentionally when they inturrupted the main event, because they robbed us from the ending of that AWESOME sting/aries match !
not to fear anything, ARIES SHOOTS ON TNA AND STING BACKSTAGE, AND CHALLENGES STING TO A REMATCH !!!
You like wrestlers dressed as other wrestlers, huh? Well hold on to your butt, Danielle.
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I ALMOST REALLY STOPPED BREATHING FOR A MOMENT !