
Last week, ESPN finally gave the NHL some much-needed coverage, except that it wasn’t good coverage and it involved Stephen A. Smith pretending to be an expert on something that he knows nothing about. Basically, Screamin’ A wrongly compared the Chicago Blackhawks’ incredible points streak to the Miami Heat’s winning streak, which would be like me comparing Kate Upton’s breast size to Stacy Keibler’s legs, in that they’re both incredible and worthy of discussion but they have absolutely nothing to do with each other.
But whether ESPN was using SAS to further the network’s anti-NHL agenda or it was just a drive-by nut punch to a sport that desperately needs better ratings, it got us talking about hockey for at least a few minutes. I’ve long argued*, though, that the NHL needs to add some serious star power if it wants to re-emerge as one of America’s premier sports, and the league should be showcasing celebrity fans like Paulina Gretzky, Carrie Underwood, Elisha Cuthbert and Hillary Duff, among others, in order to bring more fans around.
And now we can add Katy Perry to that list since she’s suddenly a big Los Angeles Kings fan.

Except, instead of sitting Perry in a private box, she should be right next to the ice like our old friend and adult film actress Tay Stevens was during last year’s Stanley Cup Finals. Now, I’m not saying that Perry needs to be pressing her chest against the glass in order to draw attention to herself, nor should she act like the awesome female Vancouver Canucks fans.
But it wouldn’t hurt if she wore her zany outfits to games while showing her pride for the Kings, perhaps like this:

Much better, Katy.
*I haven’t, but it sounds more genuine when I say that I have.


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I’m guessing ESPN doesn’t give two shits about hockey because they don’t have a dog in the fight, If Pens/Flyers played on ESPN, I’d imagine there would be at least one less story about the Heat per week.
Funny how ESPN shits on hockey. Weren’t they the ones who dumped the tv rights to the NHL in the first place, allowing hockey to become what it is today?
Please… she’s not even on the same level as a puck bunny. She’s just there for the same reason so many Kings “fans” are: every Stanley Cup winner gets bandwagon fans.
That’s not to say that every Kings fan is a bandwagon fan, though. I’d say the bandwagoners are a small minority. However, the fact remains that any team that wins the Cup gets bandwagoners and that’s the only reason Katy Perry was there.
That or she couldn’t get courtside seats at a Lakers game where the A-listers get exposure…….
That can’t be it, though, since there was no Lakers game on Saturday. I’m sure Katy Perry could get Lakers courtside tickets anyway.
You’re off. In LA, you have the hardcore fans and the Canadians who love hockey filling up the rink on a regular basis. But they only make a small portion of attendance. That’s why when the Kings aren’t winning, attendance isn’t so hot.
But lets face it, most cities are like that.
I know virtually nothing about the NHL (I’m only a pretend San Jose Sharks fan for their annual playoff meltdown), so can somebody educate me on why female Canucks fans are “awesome?”
Burnsy’s reason is literally in his article.
But adding onto Burnsy’s reason, a large portion of female Canucks fans are really attractive (especially the ones who go to the games) and I’d go as for to say a lot of them are well versed in hockey than many of the male Canucks fans.
I’m confused about how Burnsy addresses their awesomeness in the post – wasn’t the porn star at a Kings-Devils game?
” …Kate Upton’s breast size to Stacy Keibler’s legs, in that they’re both incredible and worthy of discussion but they have absolutely nothing to do with each other”
YET! They have absolutely nothing to do with each other yet.
Last year they used Nickleback for all their tv intos.The NHL has no clue what they are doing
Katy Perry is an odd bird. Sometimes she can get it. Other times I want to beat her away with a stick cause she looks so busted.
Katy Perry would make a good hockey wag. She’s pretty humble, lives a fairly low key lifestyle and does charity work on the DL, just like hockey players.
Also, while both streaks are really good, the Hawks streak is more impressive.
Is it weird that I think a nice pair of hot library glasses are hotter on a girl than cleavage?