Best poll ever.

So not that you read these almost-daily reminders of what sports programming you can watch each evening instead of reading literature or interacting with other human beings, but yesterday I made a bit of a whoopsy-daisy and posted all of the sports programming for tonight. My apologies to anyone who got wasted in preparation for Drexel/Old Dominion.

However, I hope that the awesome wheel kick knockout from Tuesday’s The Ultimate Fighter was enough of a distraction, because it was awesome.

NCAA Basketball: Indiana at Illinois – 7 PM ET on ESPN
NCAA Basketball: Clemson at Virginia – 7 PM ET on ESPN 2
NCAA Basketball: Old Dominion at Drexel – 7 PM ET on NBC Sports
NCAA Basketball: Washington at UCLA – 9 PM ET on ESPN
NCAA Basketball: Missouri at Texas A&M – 9 PM ET on ESPN 2
NCAA Basketball: Colorado at Oregon – 10 PM ET on ESPN U

Wow, what an exciting lineup of NCAA men’s basketball games that are indeed taking place tonight. Here are my predictions for the winners of those games: Indiana, Clemson, Old Dominion, Washington, Missouri and Colorado. Or the opposite of that. A man has to cover his bets, right?

NBA: Los Angeles Lakers at Boston Celtics – 8 PM ET on TNT

So instead of yesterday’s hilarious anecdote of a Brooklyn Nets fans, who only a few months ago was probably creaming his mesh shorts at the idea of Dwight Howard playing for his team, calling Howard a “7-foot pussy”, let’s talk about how Kobe Bryant and Steve Nash are both calling out Howard now. Really fun times in L.A.

TNA Impact Wrestling – 8 PM ET on Spike

I tried watching this show. I tried. That’s all I have to say. Oh, and here’s a picture of Bully Ray with a With Leather shirt and our favorite dancers from Rick’s Cabaret in New York City.

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