With a hat-tip to our friends at Bob’s comes my new favorite follow-up story.
Remember last week when we shared with you the video of a ring girl In The Style Of Liz Vicious who didn’t realize that “this guy knocked out on the floor with people checking on him” meant the fight was over, so she sauntered around with a big Round 2 sign like a goon?
THE STORY HAS A PREQUEL.
No, we’re not making this up.
Prior to the incident involving walking by a fallen fighter with a round 2 sign, the very same inattentive round card girl came out holding a round 4 sign for a 3 round fight. The fight was over and headed to the judges scorecards, but she was ready for round 4.
Video is below. Keep shining, you crazy, stupid diamond.
My new theory is that she’s a, like, bio-chemist or something in real life, some sort of high-ranking college student who just happened to be at the building and got roped into walking around in a bikini because she’s nice-looking. She’s got a literate disdain for combat sports and is trolling us on purpose. Right? That’s got to be right.
Or maybe she’s just amazing. Either way.
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It was brought to my attention yesterday that I actually know the girl in this video. She is not the quickest spoon in the drawer, but she was not being deliberately malicious, as some people are making her out to be.
Given the vacant look on her face, I’m going to go out on the limb and say she’s probably not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
I wonder if she was drunk
At least she’s bringing out the cards in the correct order.
See the card. Grab the card. Be the card.
“There ain’t no way the judges don’t call this a draw and send it to a sudden victory overtime round, I better get the card ready!”
The really bad part is she brought out the number four card because she thought they scored a touchdown.
Question is, why the hell do they even have a card that says 4 for a three-round fight? Hide them shits until the title bouts.
“Aw, hell, Mort, the dang ring girls got into the title fight cards agin!”
I don’t get why anyone would leave it up to the ring girls to decide when they should go out there. Shouldn’t the promotion have someone feeding them the signs and giving them their queues?
I think that is the really interesting part of the story, what was her boss or supervisor doing while she was looking stupid.
“Keep shining, you crazy, stupid diamond” may well be the funniest thing I’ve read today. Kudos Brandon.
I love her bikini anyway