In case you’re unfamiliar with the medium, Tumblr is a very interesting blogging network that allows people to post and re-post pictures, videos, music, writing, art, etc. while connecting with each other like a traditional social media outlet. It’s also essentially a condensed version of the entire Internet, sort of like grocery store sample trays of everything the Web has to offer, including pornography and some of the most insane fan fiction that you would never, not in one million years, believe that people could write.
But it does. It’s mind-boggling, and every time I find something that pushes my boundaries of insane, I make sure to send it along to Danger Guerrero and Josh Kurp so I’m not the only one who has to live with it. This latest discovery, though, is one that I’m sharing with all of you, because it involves a WWE Superstar whom we all pretty much like in World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio, and it also involves adult film actresses, which some of you like as well. *points to everyone*
So, two questions:
- Why did someone take the time to photoshop Alberto Del Rio into photos with presumably every female porn actress on Earth?
- Why no Ricardo? Pobrecito Ricardo!
I’ve included the mostly (somewhat) SFW pictures, but if you really want to see the complete NSFW collection, you can check it out here. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
(Ricardo GIF via)
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I love that it’s just the same 4 or 5 poses, and he totally looks like he’s coming on to you in every single one of them.
Except for the one pose in which he is admonishing you for looking at the pictures.
Read that than immediately selected said picture. I laughed.
*then
On the one hand, it lacks the emotional complexity of Jack Swagger of Mars. But on the other, pornstars.
Just curious…..who’s the chick in #19?
Jordan Carver
The best part is that Ricardo is the one who has actually been IN a porn. [newwrestlecrap.proboards.com]
I remember seeing that a while ago on twitter and was thinking about it yesterday. Do we know if he was only an extra or does every episode of RAW featuring Del Rio standing next to a porn star?
He was only the extra.
I have no shame saying I know the scene in question.
#15 looks like she borrowed Koko B. Ware’s shirt.
when did Del Rio rock a sweet sequined robe? Was it a one time only thing? Wrestling needs less scarfs and tshirts and more robes. Thank you to Bobby Roode and Damien Sandow for recognizing this.
Oh the Internet.
It’s not just ADR and Porn Stars, there are a bunch of crazies out there that photoshop say pictures of Randy Orton with Velvet Sky or whatever. Tumblr is weird.
I’m just happy that I didn’t recognize any of these actresses, or find them particularly attractive.
Because a) if I recognized more than a couple of them, I’d have to come to terms with the fact that I’m the kind of guy who can name porn actresses when I see them; and b) if I found any of them attractive, I’d have to be the guy in the comment section who said “Does anybody know the name of the lady in pic number _____.”
I feel slightly better about myself.
Oops. No disrespect to DaBlade. I posted before reading the comments.
Im still offended… But in fairness to myself, Jordan Carver isnt a porn actress. Just a lady that takes her clothes off for money.
I only recognized one of them, but I know of her as a cosplayer. That’s probably not better, or at least more socially acceptable.
If these Tumblr users were smart, they would have selected photos of porn stars w/ cars. Then we could have believed they were from Del Rio’s car collection.
But ADR doesn’t drive his fancy cars because according to last Monday Night Raw, he “represents poor people.”
The girl in #17 looks just like the girl I want to masturbate to as soon as I know her name aka Who is the girl in #17? Thank you.
Tegan Brady, hooray google image search.
1) The girl in slide 3 and ADR actually look good together.
2) Some of these ladies look like they have a Y chromosome
3) I don’t think I recognize any of these women. Huh.
Shit my porn is not diverse enough. I don’t recognize any of these lovely young ladies except Lisa Ann and 15 might be ava divine. Who’s number 19?
Oh. I see someone already asked and answered.
:( that I’m both types of ppl pencil neck geek is happy to not be.
Whoever did this has fairly awful taste in porn stars. Well, okay, slide 18 ain’t bad.
@Burnsy can you please name 6-7 and 13-14?
/that guy
//lets self out
///stares outside through the window
He is, after all, a man of class. Of dig-nity.
(To be said in an accent)
Alberto looks like the kind of guy they would love to be the porn industry anchorman, that smuggy look, he plays a very convincing rich man (could easily pull off that he would have maids in the house), and just the total package. He has the IT FACTOR.
And I particularly love the pose that starts on slide 4 and others, it looks like he has the power of greyskull