Sometime last year I made a joke about people who follow Arianny Celeste on Twitter, and how she couldn’t possibly have anything interesting to say. I was rightfully called out for it. Just because her job is to hold a piece of cardboard and walk 10 feet (like a homeless person, or that guy in a gorilla costume who stands on the side of the road outside of a Party City) doesn’t mean she’s not a person, capable of the same reason and insights as a prize-winning physicist, or whatever. I’ve tried to avoid jumping to similar, ignorant conclusions.
That said, this ring girl is dumber than a bag of f**king dog food. See that big ROUND 2 sign she’s holding? Yeah, to show that to the crowd she had to walk past a knocked out guy sprawled out on the floor with a bunch of people attending to him.
Here’s the recap, from the hilariously expository YouTube description:
An unattentive round card girl walks by an unconscious fighter being tended to by doctors with a sign indicating the start of round two….except, it’s not the start of round two. The fighter is unconscious because he got knocked out and the fight is over. The victorious fighter tells her of her erroneous ways.
Video is below. It’s worth it for her “lol like I’m supposed to know how this work” shrug when she finds out what’s up.
She’s cute, if you like that Liz Vicious aesthetic, and I like her side tattoo of a … what is that, a baby fawn? She’s also taught me an important lesson: being a ring girl doesn’t mean you’re dumb, but being BAD at being a ring girl? Hold on to your butts.
Who am I kidding? She’s probably already got 700,000 Twitter followers.
[h/t to Bob's Blitz]
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Meth.
Hustlin’ that camera time. Nothing wrong with that.
The only way it could have been better is if she had a “KTFO” sign!
Hear her song, come out and strip. Hear the ring bell, carry around sign. She seems well trained at least
To be fair, the fight could have been under these rules, where an unconscious fighter is allowed to wake up and continue on in round two (And win!)
Wild Wild West!
Not only was he unconscious, but wasn’t he trying to tap like three times right before the horn? That ref and the ring girl in the OP should get married only because we’d be assured neither of them could figure out how to breed.
nah, he was totally just throwing some palm strikes to the body. bas rutten homage and all that.
The guy in the black should sign with the wwe. He pulled off a couple of really nice suplexes.
I, for one, am appreciative of girls that keep going once I pass out. Especially because I could wake up, as Lobster Monster notes in his post.
Lobster Mobster is a woman. She knows more about MMA than you. Or me.
As for Lobster Monster, I do not know. I think that’s a bad guy from Power Rangers.
Her. Also, my joke had nothing to do with MMA and everything to do with getting drunk and passing out during sex. Anything else I should say to be less funny before I slink back to warming glow with my tail between my legs?
stay bob, stay!
Let it be noted that Lobster Monster has no problem with guys that can’t put together a good joke and pass out drunk during sex. Y’all are really a hospitable bunch, aren’t you.
Oh, abd also has trounle differebtiatibg a n from ab b or readibg past the first libe of a commebt.
(Or someobe switched the n ab b keys on my keynoard)
@lobster monster “to be fair”…??? no beef just saying this bitch is dumb and a nuttless monkey could do her job! TO ME THIS IS JUST PROOF THAT A SEMI-HOT TO HOT CHICK CAN GET A JOB DOING ANYTHING AS LONG AS SHE PUTS OUT!!! …….. c’mon son
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+1
@lobby, it’s not often I literally laugh out loud but I loled
Didn’t you try and sell us credit history for our Camaro last year?
thanks, gang!
Since I already look like an idiot: It’s funny because he’s looking at a joke book and his facial express appears to reflect a lack of understanding of the joke book? ie He didn’t get the joke? If I’m right, I think you could just post the picture again as a response…
@bob loblaw – basically. my comment was a joke, gatsby didn’t realize that, got in a tizzy, so “jokes.jpg” to the rescue
I appreciate the explaination, but am slightly disappointed that you didn’t just post the picture again….
@bob loblaw – my bad!
“Liz Vicious aesthetic.” Brandon, you know me so well.
Follow Occupy The Cage on twitter..
I lost track of where she was when she turned sideways.
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Jesus, she should start eating some sammiches immediately. She looks like a meth addict. I thought ring girls were supposed to be hot.