THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE.
Michelle Jenneke, the contagiously enthusiastic Australian hurdler we made famous last summer who then abandoned us completely to hang out with theCHIVE (like they did anything), is the star of a new Sports Illustrated swimsuit video that is 0% “trying to show people swimsuits” and 100% “LOOK AT MICHELLE JENNEKE IN A SWIMSUIT.”
Highpoint of the clip: Michelle saying that “somehow” the video of her dancing got a lot of hits. YEAH MICHELLE, SOMEHOW.
(Yes, they make her do the dance. Probably 50 times.)
(Video is after the jump.)
Forever alone.
[h/t to Justin Smith]
TAGS: AUSTRALIA, HURDLING, MICHELLE JENNEKE, SPORTS ILLUSTRATED, SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT ISSUE, TRACK AND FIELD, WHITE PEOPLE DANCING
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“I Occasionally Completely Shine With Leather”
Are you fucking kidding me?!?! I can watch a zillion guys get hit in the junk in HD but this video is blurry??? So much GD bullshit.
And I still watched it twice.
Seriously, this is the type of thing 1080p was made for.
I don’t want to say you got robbed, but you got robbed. And maced and violated (butt) and verbally abused. Screw the Chive for stealing your thunder.
“Oooh, come to our beach house and get drunk while we take photos of yo….” Actually, that sounds like it would work. Let’s get some property.
I’ll be watching this when I get home from work.
MEMO TO MICHELLE:
Wearing your hair up isn’t your best look.
FALSE. All of her looks are her best looks.
/Schruted
Is it terribly creepy that I would very much like to know what the “from behind” look looks like?
Yes. Yes it is.
Memo To Jacktion:
I will fight you, you liar!
Good heavens, she’s absolutely perfect.
/watches video, immediately needs cigarettes and Gatorade
That 2 second clip of her wet in the pool is two seconds of pure bliss and sunshine…
She’s really purdy.
Brandon, you are truly doing the Lord’s work. Brandon for Pope!
The internet makes dreams of a pretty young woman become a reality for the first time ever.
Holy shit, I almost tore my dick off beating off so hard to that.
Is it just me or does she sort of look like Keira Knightley, facially speaking?
It’s you.
I like this video. And her.
Even though she’s only 110 pounds, being an aussie she can probably drink most people under the table.
Get me a ticket to Sydney, stat!
Hnnngh! She’s very easy on the eyes. Good video. I like how I didn’t need to turn the video on mute when she started to talk.
Normally I like my bikini models to be seen and not heard but her Aussie accent just drives me wild.
Looks hot, sounds sweet, I just want to nuzzle into her neck and find out what she smells like. One human sense at a time, one at a time.
Oh and I call dibs on taste and touch too!
Yeah, the Aussie accent is amazing, but, she really doesn’t sound like a total tool when she talks. I love Kate Upton but god bless her, talking isn’t one of her best attributes.
If all athletes looked like her, I’d be watching more track and field.
Just had an awful image of Caster Semenya pop into my head, I now need to wash my brain out with soap and watch Michelle’s video again… 12 more times.
Sorry to throw ice on the internet’s collective boner if you forget who Caster Semenya is: [upload.wikimedia.org]
I just had the image of Caster Semenya pop into my head [upload.wikimedia.org]
I need to wash my brain out with soap and watch Michelle’s video again… 12 more times
@TBone
I hate you. However, take this.
Real talk: there’s quite a few attractive track athletes. You just won’t be able to watch them as cable sees track as a ratings killer.
I hope she doesn’t notice the lock of hair I took from her.
Goddamn, those shoes….
I mean, what a great opportunity for a spirited athlete. Bravo!
*SWOON*
I would f-ck her till she died from it.
I didn’t watch the whole video, but…didn’t she formerly have a noticeable tattoo just above the bikini line?