
Last week, we showed our respect and quasi-admiration to a young actor named Jesse Heiman because someone at Go Daddy’s ad agency thought that he was king dork enough to make out with super duper model Bar Refaeli for the company’s Super Bowl ad. The commercial was certainly far better than the past several years of Go Daddy’s “Hey, check out our large-breasted models and Danica Patrick” efforts, which while right up our alley, were far less than creative.
Alas, friends, there is a much darker side to Super Bowl ad fame that has been a relatively unspoken terror in the past, but now it is coming to the forefront of pop culture news, thanks to Mr. Heiman thinking he’s Senor Big Sh*t all of a sudden.
“I’ve actually had guys tweet me that they wish they were me, and girls tweet me saying they wish they were Bar.”
But the interest from the ladies isn’t just from the cyber variety — Jesse explains, “I have girls run up to me and take pictures with me, tweet me for dates.” (Via TMZ)
It’s almost as if Manti Te’o never existed and fell for a fake online relationship with a girl that he never met, because she was actually his gay cousin/family friend pretending to be a girl and then pretending that she died, only to reveal that it was all a hoax in December, which confused Te’o so much that he still acknowledged her as a real person up until the BCS Championship and when companies began calling him for endorsements.
Although I suppose that Heiman would be more familiar with that reference if his name was Han Te’o. What about your career, Heiman? When can we expect to see you starring in Die Hard From An Asthma Attack?
Jesse tells us his career has also exploded … saying, “There are lots of inquiries coming in to my agent and manager, their phone has been ringing off the hook, but they are really letting me enjoy the moment right now.”
Eh, who the hell am I kidding? If I were in this kid’s shoes, I’d already be in jail for breaking into Refaeli’s house and screaming, “DIDN’T THAT KISS MEAN SOMETHING TO YOU?” while soiling myself.
What do you think about that, Bar?

Aw, I thought so.


Yes, I need someone to represent the Internet come to life, do you have anyone available? Keep in mind I only have twelve dollars to spend.
I am sure Filthy Phil is available…
Phil should command at least triple digits.
I feel bad for him. A year from now he’ll be this guy who nobody wants to see on screen for more than 30 seconds, but who’s also become too exposed to continue as an extra.
That could be a thing, but I dunno. He was already pushing that status before the commercial, to the point where more often when he showed up in something it was to get a single line or be the punchline to a gag.
I am sure they will have a spot for him on the big bang theory. it is obvious from watching it they don’t care about quality. They just want nerds to do nerdy things
Wow, he gets to say he made out with a chick that Leonardo DiCapprio also made out with – like the rest of us.
the “kid” is 34 years old..
Yeah, he’s been around forever.
If he has half a brain, he’ll get (and do) all the work he can get in now while going on dates with the ladies at night because nobody will remember him within 6 months.
Good for him. I’m 99% certain I’d have done that commercial for free.
I want to see the outtake where he feels her breast.
Let’s pair him up with Eddie Deezen for a CBS crime procedural.
Oh. My.
I’m no doctor, but i would guess those boobs could cure cancer somehow.
Kudos God. Well played
Before there was Facebook and Twitter and stuff, there were message boards. And I used to be a member of one where everyone on there was super funny or a super smartass, or both. This guy Jesse was on that message board. The other guys used to make fun of him but he took it like a champ. I remember him talking about small roles he had gotten. Like he was in some scenes in Old School and he was in something else that I can’t remember. But yeah, he’s been around for a while.