I have a confession to make – I’m a huge conspiracy nut. However, I’m not saying that I’m the kind of guy who will slap on a tin foil hat every time the government passes a law. I just love watching people dissect the most trivial of things and pretend that it’s code for some massive conspiracy. For example, have you ever watched the Jay Z Illuminati videos? Batsh*t, right? But there are people who legitimately believe that a secret society killed Whitney Houston in order to allow Blue Ivey Carter to join. At the very least, I respect their devotion.
Despite my fervor for these theories, though, I don’t like to post them that much, because spreading the gospel isn’t always a good thing. That’s why when someone sent me a video about how The Dark Knight Rises supposedly predicted the Aurora and Sandy Hook shootings, and it may also have a message buried within about a massacre at Super Bowl 47, I was like, “Nah, someone else have fun with that.”
And while there was obviously no massacre yesterday in New Orleans, I have to admit that the Super Bowl’s bizarre power outage might have turtle-headed a little fear poop.
The video’s author begins his wormhole to Crazytown (the figurative place and not the awful band) with the following message:
The following is just speculation or basically just sharing thoughts of possible references to Super Bowl 47 in the “Dark Knight Rises” Movie Feel free to add your theories below in the comments.
I left out the proper punctuation, because when it comes to decoding Illumnati Doomsday prophecies, there’s just no time for grammar. Anyway, we obviously had nothing to worry about yesterday, so I have no problem sharing this episode of lunacy today for a good laugh. Especially since the author dropped this little nugget in the comments of his own video:
If being a max retard means continually laughing all the way to the bank because of videos then yes I’m a maxtard!
Unless… am I just an Illuminati puppet, and he knew all along that I’d post the video because my birthday is 5-29-79 and 5 is the number of letters in Burns and 29 is how old I was one year before I turned 30 and 79 is the number of… God, this is stupid.
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Burnsy, there is a bigger issue than this conspiracy theory. That being, can you actually see Kate Upton’s nipple in that boring Mercedes commercial? People are going nuts over it, but, I can’t see it.
I’m kind of surprised that the Illuminati would let so many black people in their club.
To be fair African Americans are the fastest growing population of Free Masons today.
It is always nice to find like minded people in this world, must be why I keep coming around here. The things people will believe can boggle the mind, but it is highly entertaining. Oh is there a marathon of “Cursed” on the Bio channel? Strap me in.
Ancient Aliens is one of my favorite shows on TV because I just laugh for hours.
/Voice of Hubie Brown:
Okay, you’re Les Moonves, head of CBS. You’re about to lose half your TV audience because the game is turning into a blowout and most of the commercials suck ass. So you create a blackout to destroy the Ravens’ momentum, even though you know that turning off the lights in the entire Superdome will make you an accessory to murder. You make sure to leave enough lights on that everyone is safe, then you take advantage of the delay to run more commercials than you had scheduled. The game delay gives the 49ers time to regroup, and your audience stays with you to see the close game through to the end.
All this plotting, and the outcome of every game ISN’T pre-determined?
What the fuck is False Flag Event?
False Flags are when the government stages an event and blames it on an enemy in order to incite war, etc. Google “Operation North Woods” for a good historical example.
Think The Princess Bride. Vizzini kidnapping Buttercup and blaming it on Gilder.
I love “5 and 10 which can be interpreted as 51″
No. No it can’t be. Ever.
I laughed so hard at that part.
Also my favorite.
5…5+1+0 = 6… there are 3 letters in the word six… 3+6 =9 there were two numbers or 1 &1…9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
That was fucking hilarious, but I have to say I loved the “uncanny” resemblance between the two maps — which, as far as I could tell, amounted to the fact that they both had kind of a yellowish hue to them — just a little bit more.
Isn’t a little WEIRD that this MAP has lines drawn ON IT, like this other MAP???? Mind asploded, man.
I like my drunken conspiracy thought better last night: Rodger Godell, wearing a Phantom of the Opera inspired Mardis Gras outfit, turned off the lights so he could go yell at the Head NFL Offical in the booth about how the refs are ruining the game and that the game must be close or the NFL loses hundreds of millions of potential dollars.
It takes a special brand of batshit crazy to come up with this kind of ridiculousness.
This is way too much. Like when a serial killer leaves clues in the hopes of getting caught, so much effort.
I like the use of quotation marks in Super Bowl “47″ as if he is implying it might not be the 47th Superbowl at all. Where is that video at?
Coincidence? I THINK NOT
Thanks a lot Obama!
I love the idea that people believe there really is a group that secretly controls the world, and that said group is anything other than a bunch of old white men.
So, that “Sandy Hook” thing from DKR, what does that actually say? It looks like it could actually say Sandy Hook… or Randy Hoon, or Bandy 1100N, or…? And also, is that sinkhole some sort of common knowledge? I’ve never heard of it before.
Also, needs more Benghazi.
Batman, Benghazi, Bowl, Baurora, and Bandy Hoon all begin with the same letter?
Beware the gwiffen
the “ravens” thing he brings up actually says ravenstahl which is pittsburghs shitty mayor
Ravenstahl is a nod to the Mayor of Pittsburgh, where they filmed some of TDKR. So they named the kicker after him.