
It has been an incredible year for the Turbo Rocket.
The UFC is taking a huge step forward with tomorrow’s UFC 157 PPV event, as it will obviously mark the first time in the company’s history that women will fight. And not only will they fight, but two women are actually headlining this huge PPV, as first-ever UFC Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey will face Liz Carmouche. Naturally, we’re going to get to how momentous of an occasion this is later today with the primer for our live discussion tomorrow night, so in the meantime we’re going to address our other favorite UFC women – Brittney Palmer and Arianny Celeste.
Palmer, the reigning Ring Girl of the Year, and Celeste, the Ring Girl of the Year every year before Palmer, are launching their own product line, which is what that meet and greet thing is about, and because there is a God, it’s a lingerie line. And because God loves me so much, Palmer and Celeste made a video to promote their new lingerie line, and if you’ll excuse me I’ll be in this bathtub full of ice water for the next week or so.
As to why they work so well together, Palmer made a million men cross their legs with this quote:
Well, I think her and I complement each other. I’m the blond, she’s the brunette, we’re the same height. We kind of have the same thing going for us but in completely different elements. And that’s really important in any male fantasy, having one of each.
You wanna handle the appropriate response for me, guy from Scanners?

(Via our buddy Jeff Greenwell at Last Angry Fan)


Where’s Rampage when you need him?
digging in his couch cushions for a taco he dropped a week and a half ago
NO! YOU’RE BOTH FIRED!!! I KEEPS ALL THE MONEY’Z!!!
Yours in Christ,
Dana Fuckin’ White
Right now, today, for the Misogyny Fighting Championship, who wins?
Rampage vs. Mike Tyson off his meds
Thank you. Just, Thank you.
All right, I think we can call it a day now. Probably not going to get any better than that for the rest of the day.
Cum with me if you want to live.
They need to get the Bellator girls involved too. Specifically Mercedes Terrell.
“Brittney Palmer wears the lingerie with the blue tassels to hide her ever increasing beer gut.”
–skinny gurl–
Gorgeous, gorgeous women. I thought their lingerie would be sexier. I had to watch on mute, so, I’ll just assume the three of those ladies were discussing the logistics of the 5some they’re going to have with my wife and I.
MAAAAAAAAAAAKE OUTTTTTTTTT
GAAAAYYYYYY
Gonna go waaaaaaaaaaay out on a limb here. I can’t help myself, I need to stir up controversy. So here goes……would bang. Both. I know, I know….”Damn El, what WON’T you say?!”
I think UFC should get the 2 of them a reality TV series about them traveling around the world to events together looking fantastic.
What’re they gonna do with that Jack Swagger popsicle?
Britney’s the heel, she pulled on the tights.
I’ll be in my bunk.
Was that a Pygmy fixing her hair at the 3:03 mark?