Despite being a bro who loves the ladies, I’ve never really enjoyed Go Daddy’s overly suggestive Super Bowl spots, because they typically lack creativity. And that doesn’t just apply to Go Daddy either, as I think that the majority of scorn dished out at Mercedes and its Super Bowl ad featuring Kate Upton stemmed from people just thinking it wasn’t very clever. That’s why I’m tipping my sweet fedora to Go Daddy today for its very simple yet considerably more ingenious ad for Super Bowl 47.
The commercial features super duper DUPER model Bar Refaeli making out with some dweeby dude, while recent divorcee (and current girlfriend of official NASCAR racer of With Leather Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.) Danica Patrick says something. I don’t know what she says because every time I’ve watched Bar make out with this geek, I’ve heaved my monitor across my office.
What I would like to know – and I’d be more than happy to interview that young man about this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity – is A) Did he at least try to slip her the tongue? And B) If not, did he screw up a bunch of times so they’d have to keep re-shooting the ad?
I only ask because they do a pretty great job of executing the PG-13 tongueless French kiss, so I’m hoping that the actor, Jesse Heiman (according to my bros at Larry Brown Sports), pulled a Michael Palledorous and got himself a little Wendy Peffercorn.
Otherwise, Bar does a solid job of portraying the “I don’t feel like puking face” at the end.
Grade: A-
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There is a “online” version (as Go Daddy is want to do) where they tongue the living hell out of each other, to the point where it got the pixel treatment on the Today show.
As an aside, while the hell if the Today show pushing the Superbowl so much? (wife watches the show.. do not judge me!) Its on CBS for christ’s sake.
I checked for that because they always do that whole “For more chicks in the shower stuff” check the website, alas I didn’t see it.
I CAN’T FRENCHS DA DWEEB AND SELLÃ DA WEBSITE is why they didn’t use Gisele
Ugh, its that guy that plays the nerd in EVERYTHING. I think Warming Glow did a feature on him a while ago. I’ve never liked him, and this absolutely infuriates me.
I want to know how the casting session went down.
You had to make out with the nerd in line behind you
My thoughts exactly, SayChowda.
He looks like Young Filthy Phil.
Welp, thanks for this. I’m going to jump off a really tall building now.
lol, +1
Solid, Nerdy Bro, solid.
The sound on my work computer doesn’t work, but watching without sound my initial reaction is that nerd is hella classy. Doesn’t start the open mouth fake frenching until after she initiates it.
Is it reasonable to assume that was that actor’s first (and possibly last) time kissing a woman other than mommy and grandma?
/waiting for nausea to pass
If the video is any indication of her skills, Bar seems like she’d be a fantastic makeout partner. (seethes in jealousy)
Drew Magary looks heavy again.
+obesity!
I remember my first kiss. I spontaneously ejaculated 2 mins later while driving down the road. Ah memories.
Holy shit, you were old enough to drive when you had your first kiss?
take 1 was hair pulling, lip biting, and some tongue massage. then i was promptly fired for being too aggressive with the talent. so they hired this nerd instead.
I think this guy deserves meast of the month of January. Well done, nerd. Well done indeed.
That dude is a legend, check it [www.youtube.com]
I think the 2nd most important note is that GoDaddy actually got a celebrity who 100% of straight males would agree is a ridiculously sexy woman. Prior to that, we had Danica, who, separated from her unique celebrity, looks like the bitter Hooters waitress who is jealous because she gets the worst tips…then they hired Jillian Michaels to make Danica appear soft and womanly, I guess. Now Bar has raised the bar. And boners, lots of boners.
If you score an interview, ask him how Leonardo Dicaprio’s dick tastes.
I hate this guy. He was on Howard Stern years ago during the E! Show days. Some bull shit about how he was a nerd and couldn’t get ladies and wanted to be cool. And now he is a nerd extra on fucking everything. Basically wants to be an actor but is too ugly so they just put him in the background.
I want to fight him.
I hate his face.
You summed up my rage, thank you.
His face looks like my balls after a full afternoon of rough sex.
with or without the glasses?
With IMAX glasses.
I threw up in my mouth a little.