
Here’s the contest:
The MLB Fan Cave 2013 contest has been narrowed down to 50 finalists. Watch and vote for your favorite contestant videos below. From now until February 13, you can vote for as many of your favorite videos as you want and spread the word by sharing on social media. Thirty contestants will be invited to Spring Training to audition to be the 2013 Fan Cave Dwellers.
I don’t want to tell you who to vote for, but there’s really only one choice: Pete Gourlie, a Milwaukee Brewers fan who has a dog (pictured), wears a Brewers jersey under his mattress shop workshirt and wistfully remembers the 1990s as the time when he got into concessions and tailgating and all his clothes stopped fitting. It’s absolutely adorable, especially when he puts on his tiny Brewers helmet and brags via infographic about how it comes equipped with a radio.
Here’s the clip. Fall in love, then go vote for him in the thing.
If that embed doesn’t work (and it might not, because Major League Baseball still hasn’t figured out how computers work), just head over to his page and watch it there. Trust me, it’s worth it. Don’t forget to vote for him while you’re there.
If you won’t do it for Pete, do it for the pickle with a bat.
[h/t to Bobby Big Wheel via Rob Iracane


A real Brewers fan would have gotten the 80′s Ball and Glove logo as their tattoo, not that sissy stylized M.
Other than that this guy seems like a typical Wisconsin sports fan, right down to the blaze orange hunting gear.
I couldn’t help but click on the video for the White Sox fan entry and dear lord, am I embarrassed. It’s a grown man who sounds like Froggy from Little Rascals and you should vote for him because “I like baseball a lot”.
I’ve started the application numerous times and just never had the heart to finish. The closest I got was the portly Latin fellow from last season looked a lot like my friend (a fact he denies up and down).
This guy deserves it. Besides, no one needs to see a cynical, misanthropic Mets fan in the fan cave. There’s enough of those running around in the wild, like a Caterpie or some shit.
CSB alert.
That guy is from the small town I grew up in. From the size of this town, there is a good chance I have been in the house that he is standing in.
Godspeed fat Grafton man, Godspeed.
But shouldn’t we all be voting for the St. Louis Cardinals fan so he can enlighten the masses on how the game of baseball should be played? Or is that a reason why we shouldn’t vote for him? Because his baseball IQ would drop a few points by hanging out with Red Sox fan?
They just had to pick a guy from fucking Revere of all places.