
On Saturday, No. 23 Ole Miss men’s basketball had a pretty tough time holding off a less-than-stellar Auburn Tigers squad, as the Rebels just barely squeaked out a 2-point win. Auburn’s Frankie Sullivan missed a three as time expired, making the game’s hero junior guard and all-around spaz Marshall Henderson, who sank two free throws to make the difference in the final score. He was also second in scoring for the Rebels with 15 points, but we only care about those two points, because they show how clutch Henderson thinks he is.
That’s why, when the clock expired, Henderson made his way to the Auburn student section, as you can see in that delightful GIF above that was posted by College Hoops Journal (H/T to Storming the Floor). As you can see, Henderson is reminding the Tigers fans that he goes to Ole Miss, which is why he is extending the front of his jersey in an outward manner, as if to say, “Excuse me, opposing fans. Have you seen this jersey? It is mine.”
Or perhaps he just wanted to know if he got any ketchup on it. Either way, the above GIF is glorious, and there are many reasons why, but I wanted to highlight my favorites in our latest Scene Breakdown.
White Hat Bro – There are few things I love more on this planet than tough guy college kids who act like they would actually fight an athlete if he entered the stands, but watching this bro waving his hands as he runs behind his friends is definitely one of them. (The exact opposite of this type of guy is the shorter bro in the orange shirt who sort of fades into the crowd when his boys suddenly become the toughest men on Earth.)
Blossoming Bieber Cut Bro – So much young, white sports fan angst in one middle finger. Again, I’d love to see this young SEC haircut* stand one-on-one with Henderson. Oh how I bet he’d flex then.
The “I’m So Angry I could Take My Hat Off” Bro – “OH GOD I’M SO ANGRY AT YOU MARSHALL HENDERSON! I COULD JUST RIP MY HAT OFF AND SCREAM, ‘F*CK YOU’ OVER AND OVER!”
Sideways Middle Finger Kid – This kid just scrolls in from the left with both middle fingers out like that weird robot guy from Chappelle’s Show.
Shaggy Hair Clapping Guy – First, he’s booing and pointing with his two middle fingers, and then suddenly he claps because, “F*ck this guy, but this is awesome!”
Smiling White Polo Guy – This guy on the right, he’s my absolute favorite. Is he smiling because he sees the same hilarity in this entire scenario? Or is he smiling because he’s about to rip Henderson’s spine out? I like to think it’s both.
Jim Ross’ Pissed Off Twin Brother – “What a bah gawd jackass.”
*I don’t know why SEC Hair has never been a tag on this site before, but I will rectify this injustice.


Auburn is so dumb.
I love the reaction of the black guy (arena usher, maybe?) who’s just standing there with a giant, devilish grin.
His shirt says “Event Staff” so yeah, he’s just soaking it in.
Or maybe he’s just smart enough to know that a black man protesting against Ole Miss never ends well.
I know it’s not West Virginia, but dude to the right of Shaggy Hair Clapping Guy is definitely a descendant of the Dueling Banjo kid from Deliverance.
Gray,black, red horizontal striped shirt guy screaming “fuck you” like me when I saw the buttfumble.
I feel like the old pepaw that stands up in the front has been totally glossed over, but is easily one of my favorites. “KIDS THESE DAYS.”
I’m assuming he is thinking something racist.
That’s the Jim Ross clone. “Whatta jackassssssss.”
Ah, gotcha. I see you are a master at lip reading, too. His anticipated southern drawl was making it difficult for me to understand what he was saying, predictably.
That dude in the glasses who rockets up a middle finger to MAKE SURE HE SEES IT…BOOM
Someone drops a sign towards the upper right and the girl in the Auburn pajamas(?) makes the most bizarre whoa face as it falls in front of them
^THIS.
I love the “SHMOOP SHMOOP?” face she makes when a wild sign appears.
Yeah, she’s my favorite.
HEAVENS TO BETSY, Y’ALL!
She’s the best part. :O face.
Fantastic find! This is just amazing.
I love when the sign hits one of the lunatics in the back of the head. Hilarious.
Watch that girl’s (in the blue shirt with orange flowers or something) reaction to it right behind that dude. Priceless.
Better than the sign is the dude at the very end of the sequence bum-rushing all of the girls.
George RR Martin on press row is just loving life here, too.
Light blue shirt guy beside him makes a brief cameo staring straight ahead either obliviously or more likely trying to avoid any eye contact with the hooligan on the court.
Ha, I also thought he looked like GRRM sans hat.
This is the most exciting thing to happen in college basketball since Hank Gathers dropped… since Jerome Lane destroyed that rim.
GIFs are the best for scenes like this, just so you can catch all the subtle nuances. I’m a fan of the old guy next to pseudo-Jim Ross who clearly doesn’t know what’s going on.
How many of these people aren’t in the Ku Klux Klan? I see the bruh in the polo and Russell Peters’s cousin in the 3rd row.
If you wait for the gif to play you can see Malia Obama at the end. Which is confusing because she’s 14 so it’s impressive that she’s in college but even so, I would have thought she could do better than Auburn.
Everybody else is in the Klan
No love for the guy w/ the carrot top hair above the white hat dude yelling “BOOOOOO! BOOOOO!” while giving him double pointing birds?!? blasphemy!
Also, when the camera pulls back, the girl all the way to the left standing there like Small Wonder. Just staring straight ahead.
That’s Shaggy Hair Clapping Guy!
Even more! Is that Guillermo Del Toro calling the game!?!?
Also, look at the girls face (the girl wearing the blue shirt) when that sign comes crashing down near her. Classic.
oh man, the dude to the right of the “whoa” face, floral girl is definitely the Toby from the Office of those fans.
he’s like “you suck, but I’m not gonna say anything. My life probably sucks too.”
So, has the school or the NCAA overreacted yet and forced him to apologize, as oft happens in the era in which we are forced to live?
what’s that thing that was being thrown in from the right? it looks like a poster or umbrella. i thought it was a beach ball the first time i saw it but those are all pretty stupid guesses. love the reaction from the girl in the back to it
and the coach looks like he’s saying “put on a jacket!”
the jim ross pissed off twin brother FTW !!!
For sheer hostility, the orange-shirted “FUCK YOU” girl just behind the “whoa” girl is right there with the hillbillies down front.
War damn eagle. What a fucking idiot. That punk is just a thug