On one hand, if the NFL didn’t have its rule that a player must be three years removed from high school to be eligible to play professional football, South Carolina Gamecocks sophomore defensive end Jadeveon Clowney would be the No. 1 pick in the 2013 NFL Draft. That means that the 2013 Outback Bowl on New Year’s Day would have been the last time SC fans would have watched their 19-year old, 6’6” freak of nature destroy an opposing offense. On the other hand, Cocks fans must absolutely love that NFL rule right now, because it means that Clowney is going to come back for at least one more year. Hell, we should all love that.
By now, you’ve undoubtedly seen Clowney’s insane-o-craz-a-tastic hit on Michigan Wolverines running back Vincent Smith, as it was certainly the key highlight of SC’s 33-28 victory in the Outback Bowl, if not the entire 2012-13 bowl season. And if you’re anything like me, you just can’t stop watching that damn hit. You’re also very handsome and wise beyond your years.
My initial reaction after that hit was, “Cool, I’m going back to sleep” but then my next reaction was, “Boy, the memers on the Interwebs are going to have a field day with that.” In reality, they did, but not as much as I expected them to. Either way, I’ve included some of the best responses, as well as the Day One leading contender for GIF of the year.
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This GIF by the legendary and incomparable LSU Freek.
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So in the 2012 NFL Draft, franchise QBs like Luck and RGIII sat at the top of the heap. In the 2014 NFL Draft, a defensive star like Clowney will be there.
And my Chiefs get the top pick in 2013, when there’s no one like those guys at the top? Sounds about right.
Don’t worry, the Chiefs can always get the top pick in 2014 as well.
Chiefs will take Matt Elam, kicker, Florida.
“What do you mean he’s not Jason’s kid? Oh horsefeathers!”
Don’t worry Otto, my beloved Jarvis Jones will prolly enter the 2013 draft. You guys could pick him then.
Don’t worry Otto man. At least you have Andy Reid as your coach!
That Mortal Kombat GIF is gold!
Admittedly, this was just a reason to post that GIF.
My votre for hit of the year, unless Michael Phelps has more bong pictures.
Topical.
This guy is going to be wearing a necklace full of the skulls of his vanquished foes as part of his 2014 NFL Draft outfit.
That dude got knocked the fu… no that’s too tame.
He got Pacquiao’d on the field.
LSUFreek FTW.