Chances are that if you know who Jasmine Waltz is without having to Google her, then you’re either a fan of “celebrity” sex tapes or you’re way too involved with David Arquette’s private life. But I won’t blame you for the latter, because he is, after all, a former WCW Champion, so he deserves our respect. I assume, though, that you wouldn’t know Waltz from a Megan Fox impersonator at your cousin’s awesome bachelor party, so here’s a rundown of her résumé:
Quick backstory on Jasmine Waltz. She is an aspiring actress and has dated, hooked up with, or has been linked to David Arquette, Zac Efron, Chris Pine, Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney, Doug Reinhardt and Vinny from “The Jersey Shore.” And those are just the easily Google-able guys, there are probably more secret hook-ups. But we don't blame them, she's hot. Like Megan Fox hot!
Apparently she has a type: FAMOUS. (Via Hollyscoop)
And as you can see from that banner pic, she does look a lot like Fox, so that’s probably why all of those young, horny celebrities have been tripping over themselves to spend a romantic evening with her. As I also mentioned, she has a sex tape out there thanks to a sweet $60,000 deal that she signed with Vivid back in 2011, and that means that she has zero vertical talent.
So what the hell am I bringing her up for today? According to Hollyscoop, swimming-legend-turned-poker-pro Michael Phelps is now dating Waltz after he broke up with his Las Vegas waitress and model girlfriend, Megan Rossee.
I have to be honest, if you had told me that a gold medalist swimmer was going to be losing a ton of money by playing professional poker while dating high maintenance, gold-digging models, I would have guessed Ryan Lochte 10 times out of 10. Is it possible that Lochte is actually smarter than Phelps? It sure seems that way. But Phelps is definitely having more fun in the meantime.












At the least, her skin reflects this site’s name.
HEYOOOOOOOOO!
My thought process:
“Filmdrunk?
…
Oh wait, I switched over.”
HOT GOSSSSSSSS!!!
In an unrelated note, the gonorrhea strand is now resistant to the vaccination. Choose your sex partners wisely.
STD’s are a myth perpetuated by Obama and liberals who hate freedom.
She looks like Megan Fox.
Holy moly! I would do horrible things to her mouth
as a starter….. you mean?
Number 4 is the perfect mix of Megan Fox and Katy Perry
sure, there are some pictures in which she looks Foxy… or Foxish, but looking through all 10, A) she’s pushing mid 30s or had a hard drug habit; B) there’s something up with her stomach – I bet she has kids or multiple late term abortions; C) why no pictures of that ass? if it was good there would be; D) this is good for a awkward tall skinny guy who’s claim to fame is that he swims fast.
Well-said, AB :) I bet the number of late-term abortions she’d had number in the dozens, or even hundreds :) As for the drugs, oh yes, I bet her toxicology screen would come back setting a new record for the amount of drugs that a human body can hold :)
+1: Ideas for selfies.
Congrats Michael Phelps, you’ve just gotten a one-way trip to STD Land from the skankiest sextoy in Hollywood. Enjoy! :)
She’d be a really hot stripper. But Christ, between Phelps and Bruce Jenner, can’t legendary Olympians do better?
Oi , gostei muito dela achei ela muito bonita colocaria ela pára lutar na lamam contra outra moça como a Velvet Sky , iria fazer luta livre isto é : valeria de tudo, como chute na cara e na varriga, soco na cara etambém na barriga, derrubar a outra no chão , quando uma estiver no chão a outra poderá pisar em cima, pegar a outra pelos cabêlos, chutar a outra quando estiver no chão, pegar pelo pescoço, dar chave de perna .