Sorry for the deluge of wrestling content so far this week. Pay-per-view weekends double my expected column output, and for non-wrestling fans who come here for cheerleader slideshows and videos of people getting kicked in the balls, that can be agony.
Anyway, that said, you will forgive me when you see this clip of adorable 2-year old Nikoh doing WWE Superstar impressions. It is so, so much better than you’re expecting. He covers John Cena, CM Punk, Team Hell No (both of them), briefly dabbles in Zack Ryder and tops things off with a Bryan Alvarez impression. No, really.
This is the kind of thing you should already be showing to people, so please, go do that. Nikoh’s parents, please don’t ever take this video down. It’s the greatest.
TAGS: ADORABLE VIDEOS, BRYAN ALVAREZ, CHILDREN, CM PUNK, DANIEL BRYAN, IMPRESSIONS, JOHN CENA, KANE, PRO WRESTLING, WWE
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Still better than Cena these days
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This kid just got more screen time this week than the real Zack Ryder. ADORABLE.
My heart is completely healed now. Nikoh=Best!!11
Oh my god my heart.
In related news, Nikoh’s parents have taught him to shit his pants on command by saying, “Do your Miz impression”.
I just…the faces he makes as D-Bry…the everything. I can’t stay mad at a thing that causes things like this to exist.
His “No!”s are SPOT ON.
Not pictured: Nikoh’s Antonio Cesaro impression, in which he threw his father onto the roof of their house.
I pictured that and it was awesome.
And now, I shall demand you change my diaper in five different languages.
Most small children can only do Sin Cara impressions.
Because they just stumble around every where and crash into things they aren’t supposed to?
Yes.
Good work, Thatsamare.
His Daniel Bryan is my favorite. Also, THOSE CHEEKS!
Without a doubt better than Hayley Williams gifs and cat pictures. I would stop commenting but I can’t because I could talk about this for months.
babies!
Oh my. Fantastic. Him singing ‘Cult of Personality’ is the greatest.
“The Coose of Personawity.”
WINNER.
My promise to all of you is to teach my son how to be the next Nikoh.
It will be a fine accolade to add atop “Youngest WrestleBro”
Dear World Wrestling Federtainment,
Replace Jackson-Hewitt commercials with this and I will gladly sit through your “Make-Me-Laughs.”
Seriously,
KT
THIS is how we do it.
The way he looks down and says “I’m the best … in the world” quieter the second time I think might be the best thing ever.
My feels, they have exploded in joyity.
If CM Punk does the “I’M A BEST IN DA WORLD. i’m a best in da world” exactly like that, with the somber look down and trailing off into just repeated jumbles of the same phrase, in the middle of the ring, I’d be happy(er).
This is really adorable. I love how he goes IM DA BEST IN DA WORALD! to i’m the best. in the world?
He should do more of these and he should to it while holding puppies.
Ow, my man ovaries.
Oh my heart…
Yeah, what everyone else has said about this so far. Damn.
WWWYKI and his Cena face wave murdered my laugh muscles. No crunches for me tonight!
That kid does Punk’s shtick better than he does.
This kid is the best kid.
I love literally everything about this video. My favorite is his Punk, though, especially the second “best in the world”, which trails off, accompanied by an unsure tone and a somewhat sad face.
Then he breaks out “Curse Uf Per Son Ow Ity”, and he wins everything. Ho. Lee. Crap.
Still a better singer than The Great Khali.
Can probably do a figure four better than The Miz too.
That’s funny.
Awesome video!
Not only does he sing “Cult of Personality,” but he does the static noise at the beginning
I retweeted this before even watching it and now I’m really glad I did. Would be happy to see Brandon (and WWE for that matter) replace all Cena segments for the next two months with a GIF of Nikoh’s U Can’t C Me.
I’m jealous of his comprehensive WWE t-shirt collection.
The impressions are actually pretty great too; the D-Bry faces, the “best in the worrrrrrrrrrrld!”, his Kane pyro arms and the way Kane says “arhm the tag team champions” instead of “i’m”.
What an awesome toddler.
I didn’t really notice that he was actully saying “IIIIIIIII’m the tag team champions” like kane does until you said it ! and now, it’s 1000000 times better than what it was even without that !!!
Oh man, there’s another video of him where he says his favourite wrestler is Cody Rhodes…
NOW he became my favourite baby OF ALL TIME !!!
Naturally this deserves a +Rhodes
Antonio Cesaro’s faceturn should be based off him introducing Nikoh as his son, (imagine Cesaro saying Nikoh), and having him do these things.
adorableness level = OVER 9000 !!!
RIGHT IN THE KOKORO
Now I feel like a bad father for not getting my 2 year old to at least do the Cena “you can’t see me” thing. He’d probably do it ad nauseum and it would be his answer for anything he doesn’t want to do, but damn if it wouldn’t be cute.
That’s my friend Ricky’s kid. I knew this video would take off.
I’m just wondering if you hand him a cellphone, will he poke at it with painful confused face like Hulk Hogan? DO YOU DO TNA IMPRESSIONS, SMALL WONDERFUL PERSON?