If you were wondering, the title of this video translates to “Fastest girl from Kazakhstan!” The YouTube description reads:
The new technique of training young athletes.
You know, I’m hesitant to use the KIDS WHO COULD KICK MY ASS tag — that’s usually reserved for monster 9-year old weightlifters and kids who break out Street Fighter moves on bullies, but damn, if this girl keeps training, she’ll be a goddamn whirlwind by the time she’s large enough to hit with some force.
Wait, she can already do that? All right, all right.
Next time I’m in Kazakhstan, remind me to not get into fistfights with children.
[h/t to Bob's Blitz]
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In 13 years she is going to star the hell out of a movie with griseled mentor Jason Statham
If they’re going to have Gangnam Style playing on the screen in the background, shouldn’t we get the Gangnam Style audio too? Wait, did I actually just ask to hear Gangnam Style?
That guy is terrible at boxing. Couldn’t land a single punch.
Leila Ali is already ducking her.
She’s a future bronze medalist in the 2028 Olympics.
Too bad by the time she’s old enough to compete in the Olympics, all the eventing will be done by robots.
“Well, I don’t understand how she could have won the judges decision based on points for dodging!”
“Of course you don’t. You’re a robot.”
*Starts leaking fluid out of eye, explodes and face melts*
Also something about gender-bending fembots was in order, but I couldn’t muster up the strength…