One of the weirdest running jokes in the world of professional wrestling is that legendary champion, Impact Wrestling General Manager and sex tape star Hulk Hogan has a thing for his daughter, Brooke. Most people came to this conclusion when pictures (like the one above) of Hulk thoroughly dousing her ass and ass-related areas with lotion showed up online. Then, he married a lady who looks exactly like her. Then they devoted two months of Impact TV time to Hogan desperately trying to keep his 24-year old daughter away from the clutches of BOYFRIENDS~. That ended with her trying to get married and her boobs falling out.
Anyway, the legend continues.
Over the weekend, the Hulkster took to his TWITTAH MACHINE to share a picture of Brooke. While that in itself is not creepy, the picture IS, and the caption makes it way, way worse.
yeah gurl, get it
Except don’t get it, because your dad is leering at you with his phone and has to show your body parts to the Internet. Yeah, I don’t know. Hulk took the picture down when the unanimous response was, “uhhhh,” but I’d love to see him take it in the other direction. Do a full-on Delroy Lindo in The Cider House Rules. “AIN’T NOBODY HAVIN’ SEX WITH MY LITTLE GIRL, INTERNET, THAT’S SOMETHIN’ A FATHER KNOWS.”
Okay, maybe not FULL Delroy Lindo.
[h/t to Foot Basket]
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I have the weirdest boner right now.
It’s not weird unless you’re her dad.
fantastic.
What the shit is lockerz.com?
I think it’s a cloud storage service, TO THE EXTREEMZ!
Does said TWITTAH MACHINE breathe fire?
Hulk and Brooke’s relationship is the Tony and Gina Montanta relationship of fathers and daughters.
Brooke does actually look good in the above picture. Good for her.
I wish Wayne Gretzky was this creepy.
Quincy Jones.
I call bullshit that Hulk did this. I’ve seen Impact, the man doesn’t know how to work a phone.
True. Hulk is all about the kayfab
+1 for a comment that will make danielle proud of her column readers that learned their lesson !
And with that, my imaginary alt-rock band has been renamed The Full Delroys.
Wasn’t there a time right after Stephanie McMahon got her ridiculous boob job that Vinnie Mac couldn’t stop staring at her new talent? I think porking one’s daughter is acceptable in gypsy/pro wrestler culture
I thought he posted his pics with Incestgram.
+1
OK, that was good.
-Myrrha
Burnsy for the win.
Smart to draw attention to the legs as opposed to the mug.
I bet his wife looked like Brooke when she was young and he does find his daughter attractive. Maybe she resembles the woman he once boned for years? Idk still weird and wrong
She looks less gargoyleish in profile
no joking, from that linked picture above I cannot tell which is Brooke and which is Hulk’s wife
….sigh.
do you really believe that hulk could actully use his phone in any way, danielle ?!
Those thighs are very much thigh like.
“Next in the Instagram gallery is a dick pic, brother!”
Even better when read in Hulk voice.
*Recommend not doing that out loud at work.
Brooke looked good in her PETA ad…but this is Tensai-in-lingerie creepy
Actually, as of 1100 this morning (01.29.2013), that photo is still up on the Hulkster’s Twitter feed.
Brother.
Brooke would be attractive if she wasn’t eleven feet tall with a serious case of Owen Wilson face.
That Brock Hogan is one good looking dude.
creepy weird publicity stunt
Hulk Hogan definitely has a type. The writer said that Hulk’s wife looks like Brooke, but she also looks just like his ex-wife. Like he had to find a woman just like her to “get over her”. In any case, no dad should apply any kind of ANYthing to his daughters upper thighs. Too close to the “goldmine” you know? ick!
Remember when Brooke was hot… like 30 pounds ago? Yeah, me neither.