Meet PEANUT (note: not his real name), the baby is is so good at golf he got a video uploaded about him called GOLF BABY.
He’s not drilling holes-in-one or anything (he’s not a Powerade commercial, he is a baby), but he’s a 17-month old child with a great natural swing, consistently and powerfully drilling golf balls in his home with a toy club. This isn’t a kid mindlessly swinging … these are purposeful, strong shots, and he only misses a few of them.
In 15 years, when Rory McIlroy has been disgraced because of a sex scandal, GOLF BABY will arrive to pal around with him in Nike commercials and have the torch passed. As the Internet’s leading golf analyst, I can predict this, because a baby is good at toys.
[h/t to Buzzfeed Sports]
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This is cute and all, but what if Golf Baby isn’t allowed to leave that basement? Like ever. And then when he grows up, he kills his parents, gets his tour card, and turns into Golf Bain. Has anyone else taken the time to consider this possibility? No?
Well excuse me if I sound like jerk than when I say… I really hope this kid has REALLY bad parents. I want a Golf Bain.
He swings just like Ben Zobrist. Makes me think his wrists are break every time.
Drive for show, putt for dough.
“Because a baby is good at toys” is in the running for my favorite thing you’ve ever written, and I am 90% sure the phrase “good at toys” is going to be ingrained in my lexicon for the next 10 to 15 years.
Look at all my Justice League figures! I am good at toys.
Wow, imagine if he had a left-handed club