I don’t even know where to start with the 2013 BCS National Championship Game. For starters, I wrote yesterday that my gut said it felt like a 20-point Alabama win. F*ck that. 42-14 didn’t even do this game justice. The Crimson Tide owned the No. 1 Notre Dame Fighting Irish in a way that we’ve never seen before, but this game was over in the first quarter when No. 2 Alabama stormed out to a 14-0 lead. Seriously, there wasn’t a glimpse of life from the Irish that even suggested it was going to be a game.
But I’m a smart guy, and you’re smart readers, and we all know when this title game was actually over. It was when ESPN announcer Brent Musberger had absolutely nothing else to talk about but ‘Bama QB AJ McCarron’s girlfriend and Miss Alabama USA, Katherine Webb. Yes, she’s a very attractive girl. And yes, she is an Auburn girl, which makes it so much more of a statement for Tide fans. However, this should have been about the product on the field. Instead, it's about how she gained more than 100,000 followers on Twitter last night.
Hell, even Arizona Cardinals defensive end Darnell Dockett wanted to take Webb to Wingstop, because she apparently owes him for all of her new followers (Sure, dude). And, much more importantly to our cause, Kate Upton offered her own shoulder for Irish fans to cry on. Bottom line – this game was a humiliating one for Notre Dame fans. But they were lucky that we had a distraction like Webb.
With that said, here were some of my favorite random BCS title game Tweets, set to the tune of Miss Alabama’s greatest hits. ROLL TIDE!
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Funny (don’t really do it!)
#Joeks!
That’s what I feel about 90 percent of those tweets.
Over/Under for when Manziel taps that is 3/31/2013.
I kept waiting for him to cash in the Heisman to give A&M a chance at the National title, but he never did. :(
Why would he tap that when he could pull rank and have Miss. Universe?
I wonder who’s going to break the Coach’s Trophy this recruiting season.
Brent Musberger made Brent Musberger look like Marv Albert.
Anyone else see Saban’s press conference that just ended? I loved his story about losing his first college game, something like 52-14. His thoughts were, “I’m never gonna win a game here. Did I pick the wrong job? Is it a bad fit? Is it the players?” At no time did he ever say, “This was my fault, I need to do a better job.”
Yep, that sounds about right.
Musberger just said what every other pervy old guy (me included) was saying at home last night.
[when she appeared on the screen] the GF goes; “who’s job is it to troll the crowd for hot chicks?”
God, I hate to be one of those fucking guys on the internet, because the girl is gorgeous obviously, but how old is she supposed to be? I don’t know if it’s the big puffed up hair or what, but she looks she’s in her mid-30s in a lot of the pictures. Again, obviously a crazy hot 30-something year old woman.
My thoughts exactly.
Tanning = We Can Pickle That
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A Crimson Tide is a stampede of elephants right? Not sure what the guy with the flood joke was thinking.
If you’re showing a pic of Kate Upton, but not showing her front, what’s the point?
That pic of Kate Upton made me realize that there is more to her than
a pretty face and a perfect pair of tits. May my many virgins look like this.
I’ll catch some flak for this, but she’s not doin it for me. Bring back the kate upton pics.
You’re not going to get flak from me. I prefer Kate Upton over whoever this is. Her smile looks so staged in most of the pictures and it’s disappointing, because the few smiles that look genuine make her look much prettier. (And yes, I realize how ridiculous it is that I’m talking about her smile when 40% of these pictures are her in a bathing suit.)
Man, imagine what a really good quarterback could pull in if Bama’s QB is pulling this chick. Mind boggling.
The way Musberger said “so if you’re a youngster in Alabama, start getting the football out and throwing it around the backyard with pops” just after more or less having an orgasm made it sound like the weirdest and grossest euphemism for fuck if I know.
How dare you disappoint Kate Upton, Notre Dame. She’s a national treasure.
Also the fact that Katherine Webb is from Auburn makes me think she is AJ’s saltwife.
GoT reference FTW!!!!!!!!!
I think it’s more of a Dothraki thing. The Tide razed Jordan-Hare and McCarron grabbed her on the way out.
Hey Kate, nice tits, tell us your opinions on stuff
I didn’t hate it, I just didn’t watch it.
I think she’s a robot. A very sexy robot.
Nobody says anything about the creepy 12-year-old just eyeing her the whole game though. Not a damn word about that extremely luckily placed little dude who immediately went home and masturbated for the first time.