If you’ve ever wanted to see a bear try to slam dunk while being attacked by a gang of sharks, now’s your chance.
Conan O’Brien put together a dunk contest of mascots that should never dunk, and it’s … almost majestic. The aforementioned bear takes on a giant thing of non-dairy creamer, the Olive Garden never-ending pasta bowl, a CD discount bin, and more. I won’t spoil it for you, but one of them actually connects on a dunk. It’s my new favorite thing, and I wish it’d gone on for 90 minutes.
Video is below.
Yeah, the NBA should do this. Just find all the NBA players who can’t reliably dunk and put them in a dunk contest. I wanna see Steve Nash try to go between his legs in the air. I also kinda want to see him try to do anything with sharks on his arms.
[via Team Coco]
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Next time we need a poll so we can vote on “Who Wiped Out the Best in Their Attempt at a Hot Dunkz”, the name needs a little work.
they’ve done this a whole mess of times on the show. all mascots as ridiculous as you would imagine
This is true, Brandon.
I figured you, as a proud Mascot enthusiast, would have known of this the moment they started their first ‘mascots that should never dunk’ segment.
Time to get you caught up, buddy! [teamcoco.com]
Damn it for some reason this player doesn’t work on my computer. F- you Conan.
If Brian McCann were still on the show, we might get The Man Who’s Awfully Proud Of His Bulletproof Legs pulling off a beautiful dunk.
/faints due to imagined delight
Eyeballs O’Shaugnessy was another favorite of mine, but all fade in comparison to the FedEx Pope.
DUNKERTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! (I swear I will never stop doing this. — What do you mean I’m banned? YOU’RE banned!)
I had high hopes for the Pumpkin Knight. I was left disappointed.