I love living in the future.
The forward-thinkers at ASB have created GlassFloor, a multi-purpose sports court that can change its lines and adapt with the push of a button. Want to play handball? Boom. Volleyball? Basketball? Additional boom. Want to play half basketball, half badminton? I don’t know why you’d want to do that, but it can do that.
The properties of glass allow for more than just an optimized floor surface. LED marking lines can be switched on/off or changed on demand. Originally designed for the sport of squash where portable All-Glass-Courts are erected in all types of locations, like city centres, in front of the pyramids or in shopping centres. The floor is suitable for indoor and outdoor use.
The one way translucence of the floor allows a whole new range of possibilities. LED lines or screens can be seen through the floor but when but when not illuminated, they are invisible. The floor is very long lasting and sustainable.
The Internet, as you may have guessed, has a problem with this. It has ALL THE PROBLEMS with this. Presented below are just a selection of the gripes YouTubers have found with ASB GlassFloor, and sadly none of them are “we’re gonna come down from a dunk and break the glass floor and fall into oblivion.”







Okay, that last one wasn’t really a complaint.
[h/t to SOB]


shut up, internet, this is awesome, you are dumb jerks
go home internet, you’re drunk.
To be honest, the first things I thought while seeing this were of the same nature. Precision, comfort. Then I realized I was an asshole.
So new life goal: become super rich to build my own neon court
This is pretty awesome – Its the future.
I’m surprised no one complained that the LED’s are too bright? or how an unscrupulous court runner could move the lines to cause an advantage to one team…
But lets think about this in terms of Dance teams, and stripper stages!
I want this in my house. Obama who.