Okay, so this is the latest edition of ‘FilmStrip,’ a YouTube show where you have to answer trivia questions about whatever to get UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste to take off her clothes. It’s great and all, and you can watch the video after the jump, but I’ve got a couple of problems with it.
1. Arianny Celeste’s job is to be in a bikini. That’s what she does for a living. It’s actually kind of unique to see her wearing clothes at all. Why am I answering questions for the prize of seeing her look like she always looks? If I’m a Harry Potter fan, shouldn’t I be more excited to see her in a sexy Harry Potter Halloween costume than in a bikini?
2. Arianny Celeste has been in Playboy, nipple freckle and all, and it is maybe the easiest thing in the world to type “arianny celeste playboy” into Google and see like 45 pictures from it. That’s not to discount the joy of seeing her in a Maxim-style photoshoot or whatever (like this one, where she posed with soccer balls), but man, I don’t want to have to WORK for it.
3. Arianny Celeste reading Harry Potter facts from a cue card is sub-Olivia Munn levels of nerd pandering. It’s like when AOL FanHouse brought in fantasy football girls, and they were like AND NOW HERE IS STORY BOUT OAKLAND RADDERS and the world just went enghhhh.
Anyway, yes, I am stupid for worrying about any of that. Here is Arianny Celeste asking you how much you know about Harry Potter.
IT’S A TRAP, DON’T ANSWER THE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY, SHE’LL KNOW YOU’RE A NERD
As an added bonus, here’s the one she did about Star Trek. You can tell she’s really into Star Trek, because she pronounces it “star track.”
[h/t to Sportress]
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This will out me as a nerd, but I am perfectly fine with her in the outfit. Even the very short tie.
Besides, why go through the entire video when you can skip to the end? Seems simpler.
Yeah… in this instance, the more of the costume she’s wearing, the hotter she is.
I’m annoyed that you don’t even have to know the answer for her to strip. I’m the worst kind of nerd.
This should have been organized like the series Truth of Fail. The way those videos work is that the host asks a question and the viewer clicks on what they think the correct answer is. The answer than leads to a new video which says whether or not their answer was right and then gives the next question. It’s pretty well done and they cover a bunch of different subjects.
Yeah! I thought “Finally, my knowledge of Harry Potter is going to translate into boobies!”
The disappointment was not inconsiderable, let me tell you.
*faints, cracks skull open, doesn’t care*
Now I just need Brittney Palmer stripping to Big Trouble in Little China trivia and I can finally go rot in hell for eternity.
Why not just kill me and get it over with if that ever happens. I’ll be bursting out of this house like the Ang Lee Hulk (and my pants).
“The only trivia game where it helps to be a nerd.”
Right, because usually nerds are horrible at trivia games.
+1
sorry the answer is the moops…. the moops
Undefeated in Trivial Pursuit! Yeah…I’m the man…*slugs from bottle of Old Crow, heads over to XHamster*
If you’re a grown ass man who likes Harry Potter, you’re not a nerd, you’re fucking weirdo.
I only watch it for the articles. And by articles I mean Emma Watson.
Says the man who was addicted to a cocaine toilet seat he found in a dumpster and dresses up in a creepy mascot costume to freak out his brother.
That’s not a regulation federation bikini. Dammit.
The sports trivia link withleather posted years ago where the chick strips completely naked was better.
If Harry Potter and StarTrek are multibillion dollar enterprises seen by the majority of the world at some point, wouldn’t that by proxy make it cool and not nerdy. As someone who has seen 10 minutes of the first Harry Potter and hated every second of it and would rather get shot in the eye than watch Startrek, I feel like I should be the nerd for not liking and not knowing the answer to any questions.
For what it’s worth, thanks to Google’s new automatic SafeSearch bullshit, you’ll want to specify “Arianny Celeste Playboy NUDE” to get any worthwhile image search results.
I’m not a Star Trek guy, but I get that there is likely a good demographic of fans in this area that would like to see a girl this good looking catering to them. Is there really a sizeable group of men with a Harry Potter fetish? They are basically kids stories that men watched because of their wives or girlfriends.
It’s pandering more towards the teen and early twenties crowd. Since it is a nostalgic part of their childhoods. I was about 8 or 9 when the first book came out so I have fond memories of the series. That doesn’t mean I want to see some girl strip because of harry potter knowledge.
Given that there’s Harry Potter themed burlesque, I’m going to say yes, there are fans over 18.
(That and there being 400 college and community quidditch teams in the US alone.)
It’s interesting getting a different perspective on it, really. I wasn’t saying that there aren’t fans over 18, more that it just doesn’t link to something sexual. I’ve watched the movies (more due to my wife’s interests) and thought they were entertaining, but the characters are mostly male, or very young. Emma Watson is a cute young girl, but the movies didn’t sell on that concept really at all. There wasn’t a “Princess Leia in a bikini” moment, if you will.
If it counts for anything, I always prefered Hoth and Endor Leia over Slave Leia.
I think saying “Harry Potter” fetish is a weird thing since it implies the fetish is around Harry Potter, when from what I’ve seen, it tends to be for Snape/Alan Rickman (and sometimes Draco (but that’s also because of the leather pants fanfic and Starkid’s musicals) and Cho Chang (but I think that’s more of an Asian schoolgirl fetish)). As for the schoolgirl uniform, it’s been a pretty common fetish for a long time. Now there are some people who prefer the girls wearing the skirts to be wizards instead of Catholics.
Harry Potter may have started off as a kid series, but the books ended up being a series for all-ages (except the later books for little kids, because the books get DARK at times). There are plenty of male fans that like HP because they’re well written, interesting books (and several that won’t watch the movies because they think they’re garbage). The movies can’t translate everything from the books and unfortunately the roles of many female characters are severely reduced (and major plot lines featuring them in the books are removed completely so they can spend more time on Harry.) I suppose it comes down to the HP fandom not really being in to Harry Potter the character, but being in to the world of Harry Potter (which features a lot of developed adult characters – at cosplay events there are usually plenty of professors, Ministry employees and other adult wizards).
I’m definitely more a fan of the books than the movies (although the third movie was genuinely awesome) and I’m 27 now. I think Rowling aimed each book at the age level of the kid characters, so the first book is aimed at 11-year-olds and the last one at 17-year-olds, which makes it pretty indistinguishable from most contemporary popular fiction. It’s my experience that most people who think Harry Potter is “just for kids” haven’t read the books.
Also, this is the internet, and one of the rules of the internet is “There is porn of it. No exceptions.”
Whut??? nipple freckle???????
Seven and a half minutes of listening to a woman talk? No thank you!
On one hand this is the kind of lame phony nerd pandering that dorks like myself love to bitch about. But on the other hand that is Arianny Celeste so I think I’ll let it slide.