Southampton Football Club’s Jason Puncheon went to the bathroom during a match against Everton FC. This is only (comedy sports blog) news because when he came back from it, the crowd greeted him with a chant that went something like this:

♫ HE WENT FOR A SHIT
HE WENT FOR A SHIIIIIIT
JASON PUNCHEON
HE WENT FOR A SHIT ♫

The video’s title — “Jason Puncheon went for a shit!” complete with exclamation point — is equally funny.

Puncheon took the chant well (instead of bursting into tears and running away promising to never shit again, like I would’ve), but I think he should take this and its viral successes to heart and make “leaving the game to poop” his trademark. Just bail whenever he wants, walking away all funny while people cheer. Maybe come back in the middle of it with his pants around his ankles asking for another roll of toilet paper. It’d keep anybody from getting near him, at least.

[via Mentality Magazine]