"Boop! Got your nose!"
Well it’s taken long enough, am I right, fight fans? We were promised this rematch between Junior dos Santos and Cain Velasquez as far back as May, after both fighters won their respective matches at UFC 146. And we wanted this rematch because, let’s face it, their first fight was a real turd in the punch bowl. Obviously, dos Santos won the UFC Heavyweight Championship from Velasquez at UFC on FOX last year, and it was a huge letdown because we wanted 5 rounds of pure, unfiltered ass-kickery and instead we got a knockout after a whopping minute of action.
Will we get something different this time, as these scrappy fellas headline UFC 155 in Las Vegas tomorrow night? I have no idea. I’m not psychic. If I were, I wouldn’t be talking to you guys about this fight, because I’d be in Vegas betting the millions that I already won on the previous fights that we've watched. Geez, use your brains.
As for the rest of the card, you’re not going to see any of the most recognizable names in UFC, but I think we’re in for an evening of intense fights featuring hungry dudes who want to become household fighters. As always, I’ve included the breakdown of the fight card – this time with a special tribute to With Leather’s First Lady of Booty Kicking, Gina Carano – and you can also check out our good friend Lobster Mobster’s primer for UFC 155 on her blog.
And for your kindness in this season of giving, when you share this live discussion on Facebook or Twitter, as well as by simply commenting, you can unlock your very own Junior dos SANTA! Badge, even though we expect him to be anything but holly and/or jolly. Come hang out tomorrow night starting at 7 PM ET for the Facebook fights and all the way through the UFC 155 PPV action.
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Im getting a WHITE PRIDE tat on my chest in honor of Cains win. I hope it doesn’t get misinterpreted.
Thanks again for hosting fight night again, dudes and dudettes! Them last two fights came through pretty good for us. :D
It seems that all the commenters were sad that Cain won. To that, I can only say HAHAHAHAHA!!
I dunno, I thought it was pretty cool.
Great night!
Hasn’t that dudes face been beat enough? Fuck off with your mic, Joe Buttstain.
Fight of the night guys. What’s your pick?
Leben/Brunson.
Miller vs Lauzon, hands down.
ASU! ASU! ASU!
Booing a guy after that. Fucking hell.
WELL, I GOT PUNCHED..A LOT. -JDS
Viva La Raza!!!
Can’t say I’m surprised. Dos Santos looked out of it after the first.
I’m gonna watch Joe and Jim again.
Yes.
I’m going to stare at Gina’s ass sme more in the pics above. Damn!
Who did Shatner think won
[schmoesknow.com]
That will do, Cain. That will do.
I marked that round ”WTF”.
Just when I thought I couldn’t love Junior Dos Santos anymore, he does this.
Cain did what I thought he would the first time. Standing on the outside with JDS is suicide.
CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
So, will it be another instant rematch for part three or not?
Are they chanting “ECW”?
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Holy shit his face looks bad
Do we get a Silva v Sonnen 1 Finish here?
Did Vegas need five rounds out ta these guys?
JDS looks confused. He has no idea how to counter this attack
Shame to. His KOs are always a thing of beauty
He just looks lost.
JDS needs a Frankie Edgar moment or he’s sunk.
he was sunk from the get go
What has Larry Mercahant scored the first 3 rounds?
Harold and not Larry, but close enough for me!
It is just 2 guys in their underwear hugging. a ter her
Seth Davis just arrived.
JDS is sleepy.
So, he isn’t lasting the 5 rounds is he?
If he does, he’ll be considered a modern miracle.
And apparently he’s a miracle.
Guess we were wrong
Any updates; I’m flying blind over here.
Velázquez is making Dos Santos a walking punching bag.
These guys really fucking want that extra “fight of the night” money!
Jones shogun Joe.
GET HIM CAIN!!
List of people I do NOT want to be right now: Dos Santos
do it for the childrens, junior :(
A wild Mike Tyson appears!
Juniors eye looks closed shut.
I LOVE THIS
THIS FIGHT AGAIN
Cain’s pace is fucking breathtaking.
JDS walked over to his corner like he just had 6 beers
You’ve got to give it to AKA, brilliant strategy.
it’s back! right when Cain got JDS on the floor!
care to share the link?
CAIN!!!
aaand the stream dies…..
OH SHIT!
Sigano’s takedown defence is panty soaking.
That’s how you say “Reigning, defending” Paul Heyman.
Cain has got to shoot early if he wants this. Anything else and he’s going to sleep.
JDS’ Nike trunks means he no longer has the power of the trunks w/ the ass eyes.
Let’s go Squidward