
Despite being a backup quarterback on a team with a terrible starting quarterback, Tim Tebow is still one of the most talked about people in America. People love Tebow so much that ESPN devoted 99.99999% of its programming this year to focusing on whether or not the former Florida Gator could turn the Jets around, how his All-American persona could co-exist with the bullseye media of New York City, and whether or not he scrubs his taint with a lavender body wash in the shower.
But it’s that chatter and public obsession with Tebow that still makes him a wanted man by companies in need of strong celebrity endorsements, despite those celebrities not being very good at their actual profession. That’s not entirely Tebow’s fault, though, as his rib removal injury has hurt his chances of relieving Mark Sanchez and Jets fans’ woes, so it makes sense that he’d spend this time shilling for TiVo.
Tebow. TiVo. It’s a match made in Heaven, pun very much intended. So why Tebow, TiVo CEO Tom Rogers? Oh, and can you take a cheap shot at the Jets while you explain it? Thanks.
“He is a highly Googled, highly buzzed-about, talked-about athlete as there is in the world,” CEO Tom Rogers told Bloomberg. “We’re going to make much better use of him than the Jets have this season.” (Via)
Perfect. Anyway, I completely forgot that TiVo exists, because I just assumed that everyone gets their DVR service from their cable providers, but this just shows that Tebow is doing his job already. And about that job – I’ve always thought that Tebow seemed charming enough, in that “Aw, shucks” sort of way. But these ads just seem way too forced. Much like Tebow’s passes. *rimshot*


So if you record a show, and while you’re watching it, you realize you don’t like the show and want to delete it, does Tebow and his mom pop onscreen to tell you it is an abomination to delete programming prematurely?
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I dunno Burnsy, you sound a little butthurt to me. Love that dude, even if he is a terrible QB.
I’ve always thought that Tebow seemed charming enough, in that “Aw, shucks” sort of way.
What exactly do I seem butthurt about? I think the commercials are awkward, and they are. I like Tebow, always have, so please elaborate.
Alright, fair enough. Just seemed like a bit of a rant to me.
I guess I did mildly rant about the public obsession with Tebow. I think some people just like using the word butthurt.
I love that word. It makes me laugh every time. I just always get butthurt a bit when people talk about Tebow in any sort of negative way. I think that more athletes and humans should be more like him regardless of religion. I hope my boy grows up to be as respectful and dedicated as that kid.
I thought you were awfully measured in your Tebow-bashing, Burnsy. Many, many others have been much crueler to Jesus’ Designated Wildcat Player.
Tebow has never beaten any of my teams so I hold no ill will. And he is a good person, so I think that’s cool.
I imagine that ginger asking Tebow, “So, you fuck Camilla Belle yet or what?”
He’s a good guy, but…on the “sounding intelligent” scale, he’s about a shade above Lochte. Go Gators, I guess…?!
To be fair, though, he’s clearly in the 90th percentile among Gator grads. And Tebow help you if your lawyer went to FSU. If I ever get in real trouble, I’m bringing in some talent from up nawth.
Does seem like a good guy, unlike so many of these rich, handsome, athletically gifted assholes.
I thought the ad you posted was a big awkward myself; it wasn’t the best punch line. The other two ads though are much better…
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