If you guessed “the part where she wears a peacoat and walks through a garden with a cane,” what’re you, new?
In today’s best possible video, German Vogue presents “It Had To Be You,” a short film about the things we’d do on our perfect, fantasy day with Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model Kate Upton — looking at her, awkwardly trying to take pictures of her, falling over like an idiot while she rides horses, and horsin’ around with our bros while she floats around and has fun by herself on the other side of a pool. It’s like they went into my brain and stole my best case scenario! Get out of my head, Kate Upton German Vogue video!
Special note: This is totally sports-related, as it features horseback riding, swimming, and … uh, hay-lying? It also features her topless and getting sprayed in mouth with water, so shut up and let us write about it.
Not-at-all sexual-as-f**k-on-purpose imagery is below, in handy Vimeo and YouTube versions.
“It Had To Be You” feat. Kate Upton by German Vogue from Bruce Weber on Vimeo.
And for you completionists out there:
I guess they’ve got to keep porno-topping the popsicle.
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Jeebus.
Damn it, it’s Monday and my work week is shot to hell now.
Christmas came early…. and so did I.
Looks like I’ll have to watch this at home tonight.
You need to watch your wife’s secret video first, but not on the plane!
That commercial never gets old. :D
Does anybody else cringe a little when you see people sitting on rare vintage cars in videos like this?
YOU’RE GOING TO MAR THE FINISH.
Although, Pooltime w/Kate Upton > Ferrari 250
or what if she dents the hood! stay off the car fatty.
@DD, you made me LOL. Coffee through the nose and all…..
Gifs please and thank you!
go to buzzfeed
O man now my pants are chafing too
Pretty sure that the bar can’t get much higher than that skeet pic.
The master race at play. Riefenstahl would be proud.
Goodbye productivity.
I’m pretty sure a GIF of that last shot would make everyone’s head collectively explode.
Both of them!
In the name of Kate Upton’s tits, beautiful. My God, it’s full of stars!
Did you see the way she laughs when the model guy falls off his horse? What a jerk. He could have broken his neck.
Still has a long way to go to reach Alison Brie-levles
That is special. That is very special.
I’m surprised that no one’s posted a pic of their junk photoshopped over that fountain squirting water into her mouth.
internet obliges in 3…2…1
Apparently, if Kate Upton is in a pool with three guys, doing backflips are rewarded by taking her top off.
*Google searches “How to do a backflip”*
those dudes shouldnt dive into a pool so shallow.senseless
First time I have seen a girl give the guy a pearl necklace.
The three shirtless boys frolicking?
:)
I’m genuinely curious if this “x-ray” guy can do the front