Have you ever wondered what Charles Barkley thinks about America’s Presidents? So far his opinions have been mostly about whether or not he’s a role model (he is not), how everyone who isn’t Charles Barkley plays basketball (turrible), Weight Watchers (it’s a scam) and the Five Buck Box (it rocks, it rocks). Also, hey, have you ever wanted to imagine Ernie Johnson as a slave-master? I know I have.
Please enjoy this soundbite from the Sprint Halftime Report, wherein Sir Charles ranks Abraham Lincoln over his previous favorite, Barack Obama, because Daniel Day-Lewis hasn’t played Obama in a movie. Yet.
“Abe Lincoln’s my new favorite president. Know why? If it wasn’t for him we would be calling Ernie, Boss.”
Part of me wishes Barkley had gone with a less talked-about President (suggestion: “James K. Polk’s my new favorite president. Know why? Because he was the Napoleon of the stump.”), but I understand his choice. Abe was an important guy. He also loved sports, which makes Barkley’s pick even better. Want to know how awesome Abraham Lincoln was at sports? Here’s an historical drawing of him chokeslamming a dude:

Now THAT’s a President I can be proud of.
[h/t to Sports Crackle Pop]


“Emancipatin’” Abe v “Stone Wall” Tom Jackson at In Your House 15: Battle of Boonville was a ***** classic.
“If it wasn’t for FDR, we would be calling Dirk ‘der Führer’!”
Seeing as he said “new favorite president” it makes it seem as if Chuck didn’t know Abe was behind the emancipation of slaves until “Lincoln” in the year 2012? I don’t think anyone has ever accused chuck of being a smart man, but damn. Auburn must have skipped that era in their history courses, no surprise. Also didn’t he see Abraham Lincoln Vampire Killer!?! That should have decided his favorite prez months ago!
In that picture of Abraham Lincoln, is … is that one dude flashing the Diamond Cutter sign?
O_O