
Near the end of A Charlie Brown Christmas, Charlie Brown gets depressed and starts screaming about how there’s nobody left who knows what Christmas is all about, then gets abruptly shocked to silence when Linus walks to center-stage, asks for lights and delivers an impassioned reading of Luke 2:8. It cuts through the bullshit, and gets to the heart of the matter. It’s even more poignant coming from Linus, a kid who just wants to hold his blanket and suck his thumb and watch everybody believe in stuff and get along.
A comedy sports blog is the last place you need to read about Jovan Belcher. It’s a terrible, inexcusable situation made progressively worse by the awful condemnation/hero worship stuff that has to come after it. I could make jokes about it, I guess, or tell you about how pro wrestling fans know how you feel (because we went through this with one of our best back in 2007, and it has yet to get even 1% better), but that’s not going to help. Nothing helps, because what happened was the meanest, least reasonable side of human nature. It’s f**king terrible, and it doesn’t make any sense.
What I will do is share this quote from (of all people) Brady Quinn from the presser after the Chiefs’ 27-21 victory over Carolina on Sunday. It’s a Linus moment. Quinn cuts through the bullshit and says what needs to be said — that the situation is sad, and we should try harder to pay attention to each other and really give a crap, because that would be really important. No glorification, no condemnation, no making it about him. Just the truth.
He should’ve asked for lights.
[h/t to Yardbarker]


I said this at KSK already, but I hope that baby grows up to have as normal and happy a life as possible despite these circumstances.
B, this is the best thing you’ve ever posted. And you know (I hope) how I feel about everything else you’ve posted. Good on you, good on Brady Quinn.
Brady Quinn did do a surprisingly really good job on Sunday on the field and off.
Brady proved he at least has the heart of a Meast.
im sorry but hearing this from the ball tap king of south bend and gay guy beater upper champ from 2005-2011 means so little
All jokes aside, that’s some pretty solid stuff from Quinn.
Brady Quinn just blew my mind (no pun intended)
You’re a good man, Brady Quinn.
Brady Quinn later used this speech to get some serious tail at the club.
I’ve read this site for, at least, 5 years. I’ve read B&WoWWERaw religiously for the last 2 years. I’ve met Brandon Stroud IRL. This is the first time I’ve ever logged in for a comment because I never felt like I had anything to say that LobsterMonster et. al. didn’t say better and/or I didn’t think it would be anything other than me trying to just grab a sweet “Bat Dad” Badge. But, I will log in now.
Thank you for this post. This is exactly how I felt about this story. There is nothing I could say but this said it.
Thank you.
Thanks for the post, and for stopping by, and for being around as long as you have.