Any similarities between that picture and the John Cena Boner Run For The Cure 2012 are entirely coincidental.
In my continuing efforts to write stories for the two people I know in Canada, here’s a pretty goddamn amazing clip of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford celebrating his city’s hosting the 100th Grey Cup by playing football. Here’s the full recap: he takes a snap from nobody, cannot manage one step backwards, turns and hop-falls onto his face. It’s sad, hilarious and adorable at the same time, and hey, I am now more aware than ever of where the 100th Grey Cup will be.
Video is below.
It’s good to know that Chris Farley didn’t die, he just got old, moved to Toronto and became a mayor.
[via Bob's Blitz]
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Rob Ford is the worst, but this….ohh, this is good.
it’s glorious
also, seconding rob ford being awful, but I only know of his awfulness through song.
He’s a better football player than a mayor! Ohohoho!
Which song?
He kinda reminds me of Vader, now that I think about it.
Rob Ford is as good a mayor as Vader is as good a dad.
“Rob Ford” and “Stroumboulopoulos” both by D-Sisive
Granted, in “Stroumboulopoulos”, there’s just one line, about how “Chris Farley is the mayor, and all I want to do is watch him fall through coffee tables”
The one perk of having Rob Ford as mayor? Knowing what it’s like to have a comic book villain as a mayor.
Something something offensive line Trent Dilfer?
Just like a Ford to break down, am I right? /CARTALK!
That video is a metaphor for Rob Ford’s mayoral career.
In more important news, WWE’s Kaitlyn got arrested last night at a House Show!!!!!11111!
Rob Ford is a massive real-life douchebag. The only way this clip could have been better is if he had broken something during that awful pivot off the snap.
Ford is the best mayor Toronto has had in years. Our last mayor wouldn’t have known what a football was. Hilarious clip though.
Rob Ford sweats blue cheese dressing… fact.