
Earlier this month, I enlisted the help of you, the With Leather readers (still unofficially known as “Leatherheads”), to help me choose a new NBA team to follow/love/write about. I’d had a tumultuous life of stop-and-go basketball fandom, but now that I’m settled in central Texas and running a sports blog, it’s important to move forward and actually watch the sports about which I’m tasked to write jokes. You hear the one about LeBron James? *does soft shoe routine*
Anyway, the results are in, and With Leather has made me a fan of the Houston Rockets.
You guys made some convincing arguments, and I didn’t let my previous opinion of the team (which is, in total, “they used to have Hakeem Olajuwon”) stop me from making good on my word. The Rockets brought in a whopping 55.98% of the vote, beating the second-place vote getter (“Other, Please Specify”) by almost 40%. For the record, Other Please Specify was mostly people going LIKE MY TEAM, WHO CARES IF YOU LIVE IN TEXAS.
To celebrate this momentous occasion, here’s my favorite shot from last night’s game:
God dammit, you people set me up, didn’t you?
Anyway, because you helped me out, here’s a collection of my favorite pro-Rockets arguments. Keep in mind that I reserve the right to say f**k it and become a Raptors fan in 2013.
Burnsy:
I chose the Rockets, because the Mavericks are the popular choice, the Spurs are the boring choice, and the Hornets haven’t changed their name and logo yet, so you need to wait to see if it’s something cool. The Rockets have Harden and Lin. They’re a Tebow short of perfect marketing.
Patrick Cosmos:
There is nothing to not love about Omer Asik, who looks like Judge Reinhold and was nicknamed “Cheese Toast” by Joakim Noah (because ont he road he would eat cheese toast [?]). The Rockets are an obvious choice, even without Harden.
DrugBust:
Go with the Rockets. They overpaid for Harden but they’ve got a lot of assets. Royce White will be fun to watch while he’s around.
In a year or so Morrey will move some guys to acquire one more top 20 player, and then you could have a contender.
Marc-Vell:
The Houston Rockets, because of James Harden and his magnificent Mr. T-esque hair & beard Perfect for pitying fools on the court.
Houston Soilers:
Rockets – good enough that you can ride the “potential” train, not enough pieces so that you can justify the hope that will sustain you through the long season and the inevitable first-round exit and keep you hanging on into next season.
M4G3RK:
After a few years in the cellar, its time to be excited again as a Rockets fan. With this small core of young talent we are only going to get better over the next few years and that is very intriguing and should entice new fans.
runty little puppy:
Rockets. Smart GM who’s saving up tradeable assets for a star player, and a solid core of very young, but talented players that you might get to see develop into a playoff contender after a couple years, a la OKC. Nothing could be more fun. Other teams are holding on to boring veteran squads. No brainer IMO.
col:
I like your articles so I am going to help you out and push you in the right direction and suggest you share in my love of the Rockets, and if you haven’t joined the Texans fan club, then I don’t know what you’re waiting on
(I have, by the way. Note the lack of Help Me Pick An NFL Team polls.)


We can go to a game sometime!
What’s going to happen to the Rockets (Spurs and Mavericks, too) when Texas secedes?
You know what this means, right? Now you have to be happy when Thug Douchebag Kevin McHale succeeds as their coach.
(I think that’s right…I saw him in a crawl on the Ducks game and it called him the coach.)
“Keep in mind that I reserve the right to say f**k it and become a Raptors fan in 2013.”
I’m telling you, in 3-4 years, the Raptors are going to be spanking the Heat with their awesome lottery picked team (including Vince Carter coming off the bench).
The East is going to be a Cavs/Raptors East finals every year for many years.
Did anyone tell you to pick an NBA team “because YOLO”?
#YOLT
#SlappersOnly
That comment about the Rockets spending “a few years in the cellar” is a joke right? The Rockets don’t know from the cellar because Les Alexander never wanted to and Morey couldnt allow them to be in the cellar. If the Rockets had bottomed out instead of being the best shitty team in the NBA and drafting in the middle of the first round every year they might actually be good right now. Instead they will do what they always do and finish 40-42 and draft 3 Tweener Forwards.
My team resembles that remark
Rockets- because it’s really easy to get tickets
Ah yes, the joy that is Toyota Center – the Library on LaBranch
Welcome aboard! (and that Lin shot stung)