The Strangest, Sexiest, Funniest Soccer Manager Calendar You Will Ever See

Forget Kelly Brook’s annual reminder to the world that she has large breasts and don’t bother picking up Sports Illustrated’s latest celebration of Kate Upton and Chrissy Teigen. This year’s awesome sexy date tracker is coming from London artist James Husbands, as his 2013 Sexy Managers calendar is selling like crazy. So who has Husbands decided to capture in famous movie and TV poses in this incredible animated calendar? A bunch of guys I’ve never heard of, because I do not watch soccer.

But you’ve probably heard of them, because you are a sophisticated soccer fan, and unlike my brutish gorilla ass, you understand and appreciate the world’s most popular sport. According to the Daily Mail, the months are adorned with the most famous soccer managers in the world:

January – Arsene Wenger
February – Harry Redknapp
March – Roberto Mancini
April – Pep Guardiola/Jose Mourinho
May – Fabio Capello
June – Sven Goran Eriksson
July – Andre Villas-Boas
August – Martin Jol
September – Rafa Benitez
October - Ian Holloway
November – Alex Ferguson/Kenny Daglish
December – Roy Hodgson

As I said, only a few of those names are familiar to me, but I have to be honest… I’m a little turned on right now. Seriously, call me, Martin Jol.

Anyway, after the jump you can view the calendars images for yourself. I’ve been known to post a lot of artsy stuff between here and the mother site, and it’s because I just appreciate cool paintings, drawings, photoshops, etc. So I just want to say, without hyperbole, that short of the Dikembe Mutombo video game, this is my favorite thing that I’ve posted this year. And if Husbands made a similar calendar for NFL coaches, I think my head would explode.

So please do that, James Husbands. Please. Jim Schwartz doing the interrogation scene from Basic Instinct. That's all I ask.