Canada (or #canada, if you’re on the Internet) has had it rough lately. The NHL lockout is nowhere in sight. The NHLPA is considering decertification. Canada needs hockey. They can’t play anything else. Look at Toronto’s mayor, he can’t take a snap without tripping and falling flat on his face. Now he’s getting kicked out of office. See how that works?
Canada’s next best option is to put all of their apples into the Toronto Raptors’ basket. They can find succor in the loving tweets of Raptors star player Amir Johnson, who did his best to appease the country’s sports-starved masses by doing the most Canadian thing ever:
The only way that could’ve been more Canadian is if he’d played late night hoops with Bonhomme. And by the way, THIS is how sad the hockey situation is. We’re doing posts about Amir Johnson Instagram updates instead of Paulina Gretzky. She’s off somewhere aimlessly taking pictures of dogs.
Anyway, because no Justin Bieber-related post can be complete without somebody who likes Justin Bieber getting SUPER PISSED about anyone else liking Justin Bieber, here’s the harmless celebrity photo’s immediate Instagram response:
You know what they say: he who spelt it, dealt it.
Here’s the full picture, in case you needed to see Amir Johnson’s basketball goal.
My new theory on the photo is that Amir really wanted to play late night basketball with Chris Brown, but Jenny Johnson’s epic trolling ran him off Twitter, so he just went with the #2 and 3 BADDEST BOYZ in music.
[h/t to That NBA Lottery Pick]
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Toronto did win the Grey cup, so that’ll hold us for a while. Also you will be glad to know Justin Bieber was booed relentlessly at the half time show for the 100th grey Cup at Sky Dome (Rogers center)
Grayson Boucher is “The Professor”, Justin Bieber is “The TA”
+AND1
Were you lookin’ at it, thinkin’ about it, before you dished out that dime?
Nah, I was just ruminating over what I though AO was up to these days.
Did puberty pass over justin bieber? HIT THE GYM, KID
I like the red x on the court, as if they had to have the proper blocking for a photo with their “buddies”.
I’m just going to go ahead and assume that X represent a mark for some drill the Raptors execute in practice but just don’t bother with in games.
The good news is that Rob Ford is now actually gone. And his new position as starting quarterback for the Ti-Cats will keep him too busy to run again. Ohoho…CFL jokes. *weeps silently into all of her Ti-cat merch*
Bieber fans are awful. I used to be pretty indifferent until they attacked Greatest Living Canadian Peter Mansbridge for spelling his name wrong. Kids the days. They’re the worst, amirite?
I hate those kids…also, they need to get off my lawn!
You know, when I was a kid, Twitter used to mean something. You know, we used to get dressed up. I wore a tuxedo for a week! Now? There’s an app for that.
I know that’s a joke, but my grandpa really lectured me over the weekend for not wearing a suit to get on an airplane.
Yeah Rob Ford has been bounced from office. Now if we can only get rid of Bieber.
ARGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
I don’t know why it took so long to get Robert Ford out of office. HE IS A COWARD WHO ASSASSINATED JESSE JAMES FOR CHRISTSAKE!!
I’m not sure what the worst thing about the Argos winning is. It might be the fact that BC choked while Calgary had the game of their lives, only to play like Calgary in the finals, or, it might be the fact that TSN will always somehow mention this Grey Cup win in every bloody sports segment for the rest of our lives.