Will Keith is about to become the Internet’s next biggest sensation, after a video called “Bottle Beware” hit the tubes last week and is already up to 48,000 views on YouTube. The video was already posted over on FilmDrunk this morning, but I wanted to devote an entire post to Mr. Keith, because I think he’s absolutely fascinating. I don’t really know all that much about him, but based on his YouTube channel, he is a remarkable master of weaponry.
Perhaps the Steven Seagal comparison is misguided, as I mean to refer to Will Keith more as a sage than a martial artist, but from the few dozen videos that I have watched of the 116 that he has uploaded, he is well on his way to making the Star Wars kid look like a punk newb. So what’s this bro all about?
Swords, Archery, some gaming, various other stuff.
Plain and simple, no bullsh*tting, straight to business. You have to respect that. “Bottles Beware” was actually made by a YouTuber named “GooSmurf” and then uploaded by Keith to go along with his incredible array of sword- and knife-related videos. I’ll be honest – the kid’s raw. He needs to work on his charisma and a consistent costume wouldn’t hurt. I think with a little work and some creativity, Will Keith could join Sasha Mitchell, Jeff Speakman and Cynthia Rothrock in The Expendables 6.
After the jump, treat yo’self to “Bottles Beware” and a few of my other favorite Will Keith videos.
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It sure was nice of his mother to stand there and patiently film all of that. She must be a saint.
In my mind, all of these videos were recorded without his knowledge by a neighbor across the street.
Like, dude just does this for the love of the game and what not.
He’s never going to get his 5 cents deposit back on those seltzer bottles.
Also, he must have ruined about $50 worth of bottled water. So fucking wasteful.
Where can I get a duct tape fedora?
I will be the envy of all my fedora-wearing, hipster friends.
/doesn’t have any friends
When he dresses up as a ninja, things get WAY TOO REAL, SON!
If this guy put as much effort into physical fitness and speaking properly as he does cutting shit with swords, he’d be Ryan Gosling.
He’s nothing put potential energy. If he needed to, I bet he could leap over a house flat-footed.
I would hate to be in his way when all that energy went kinetic.
Somebody’s gearing up for that Beverly Hills Ninja remake.
Dude is next in line for Lynn Thompson’s job of “Fat guy that stabs things”
God I love Lynn Thompson videos.
His instructional video on dealing with “boougalas” is better, IMO.
Yes, I just watched this video, and I agree. Top notch stuff, and I’ll be completely ready if any boogalahs try to invade my house and steal my julehwy.
Dam I know Andy Milonakis hasn’t had work….. Now I know what he has been doing
There’s a whooooole lot of low hanging fruit here, so I’ll try and stay away from that.
But just slicing through a flat of bottled water like that is a dick move. Buy a Brita man, save the environment.
He looks like a cross between Andrew Luck and Big Fat from Workaholics. (low-hanging fruit, yes, but true).
I also tried to make a bow and arrow out of PVC pipe when I was younger. It sucked. I have to admire his dedication to making one non-shitty, but I can’t admire the countless hours of research and testing he surely spent in making it. If it’s a piece of shit, just break it or light it on fire like a normal kid.
OF COURSE he has strong opinions on one weapons site’s marketing tactics versus another’s. This fucking guy.
I’m not gonna tell you how to spend your money (bourbon, sports and kitchen shit ftw) but man, the coin he must have spent on knives, swords, crossbows, and the like…he could probably finance a small army to just protect him from boogalahs instead of doing this shit.
Could have at least put a small amount of that money towards a gym membership.
Will Keith? More like Damn Straight Keith.
What’s that accent? Cananadian?
but yet he can’t cut unsaturated fats out of his diet
Anyone else notice that Pug tshirt he’s wearing?
Lord of the Onion Rings.