Today in Extremely Specific Fetishes, we follow the Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleaders into a haunted house at Busch Gardens' annual Howl-O-Scream event. It's the scariest thing the poor girls have had to do since somebody approached them and said, "hey, go do a stupid horse dance behind the mascot, we're gonna make a Gangnam Style video".
From the YouTube description:
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Cheerleaders challenged their fears inside the Dark Side of the Gardens at Howl-O-Scream last weekend. The cheerleaders toured the new houses Blood Asylum and Circus of Superstition 3-D.
In Blood Asylum, the cheerleaders ran from "The Creature" in a high-security asylum for the criminally insane. Then, in Circus of Superstition 3-D, the 14 cheerleaders faced 13 superstitions and crazed circus clowns in a 3-D tent of terror.
This is the fourth year they've done it, and frankly it's a teen-boy-reading-Fangoria's dream. After the jump, you'll find video of their ... uh, "tour," as well as a variety of photographs that prove once and for all that bright red lipstick and hot pants will not protect you from a werewolf attack.
[h/t to Terez Owens]
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So I’m supposed to believe that cheerleaders do everything while wearing cheerleader outfits?
Actually, wait, that’s probably not that far-fetched.
This is gonna sound weird, but if I were an NFL cheerleader I’d probably dress like that 24/7 so everyone would know it.
I agree, Stroud. Especially if I had a stomach like many of those girls in that pic. Zeus almighty, that takes hard work and dedication that I do not have.
Welp, I’m scared stiff.
What you did there: I see it.
I love how the Cheerleaders didn’t break kayfabe and went to the event wearing their NFL gear. I wish we’d see more wrestlers doing WWE shows outside of the arena wearing their wrestling attire. . . Except for Sheamus, because f*ck Sheamus
As much as I love hot girls I have to say this: I hate doing haunted things around halloween with any girl. I cannot stand that much screaming. Paranormal activity 3 was pretty much ruined by girls screaming in the theater. It just takes the fun right out of it. plus if a group is ahead of you, and they scream in certain spots, you know there is gonna be some sort of gag.