Miami Dolphins running back Reggie Bush is not only coming off of the 1,000-rushing yard season that critics told him he’d never have in the NFL, but he’s also enjoying a nice 2012 campaign with 417 rushing yards through 5 games, which has him ranked 10th in the league and just 2 yards behind Ray Rice. To add to that fun, Bush has announced that he and his girlfriend, Lilit Avagyan, are having a child and he couldn’t be happier.
And then somewhere, in the deepest reaches of Hades, Kris Jenner slammed down her gauntlet of stem cells and screamed, “NOT ON MY WATCH!”
Though Kardashian and Bush ended their three-year relationship in 2010, and the reality star has gone on to marry, file for divorce and find another boyfriend, a source close to her alleges she’s upset over the pregnancy rumors, as Reggie was “the true love of her life” and secretly hoped they would one day be together.
The source claims that Kim feels it’s a “slap in the face” that Reggie would consider having a child with Avagyan, because he didn’t want to start a family with her, as he believed she was too caught up in fame and her reality series. (Via the HuffPo)
Also, I really enjoyed the USA Today’s “No sh*t, Sherlock” headline: “Reggie Bush is headed for parenthood but not with Kim Kardashian”. Man, that’s some fun obviousness. So why the hell should this even matter to Kardashian if she’s so happy with Kanye West? Let’s fire up the rumor machine.
It was rumored a few weeks ago that West was going to spend $1 million on a lavish birthday party for Kardashian on or around October 21, and that’s obviously BS because E! would just call 100 companies and demand they sponsor a party so they all make $100 million off of it. It was also rumored that Kim and Kanye were already talking about a baby, and that was convenient because it came right after the much bigger rumors that Kanye was off skinny dipping in Fashion Model Lagoon because he was fed up with how attention-starved his girlfriend is, and holy sh*t would that be a remarkable statement.
Realistically, we need to put Nancy Grace on a #BigBreastedBabySnatcher alert and make sure that Lilit is protected at all times. And God help us all if Miles Austin gets a girl pregnant. In conclusion, Kim Kardashian likes attention.
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I’m so happy I went and picked Bush as my #3 RB in my FF league
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That block quote has a “You Oughta Know” vibe to it.
And he was right she is so cought up in her hyped up false reality of a life that no man would create more then a sweat for such a creature beauty is trully skin deep just noting her psychological imput you have to assume a few things and being a mother she would could fathom period other than to make a buck and after a few months or weeks she would want half of everything this mans worth in this la material world doooo do dooty doot doooooooooo
yea yea the miss spelling is there for a reason so shut up while you’re ahead
What’s the reason? Are you undercover?
Yardbarker, please. Ms. Burns, do we really have to read about this woman on Yardbarker?!? PLEASE don’t turn this news outlet into another online crap rag. There is nothing news worthy about this woman or any sports figure that decides to take her for a romp in the hay. NOTHING!!!
“Ms. Burns”
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if KK had as many stickin out of her that she has had stuck in her she would look like a porkie-pine,
Why would anyone have anything with trash kim k no telling what would come out. The Man made a great dicision
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lol cought. Probably Reggie saw the red flags with Kim K. Geez why would she care that he’s having a child with someone else – you broke up with him!
Congratulations to Kris Jenner.
possibly the greatest marketing/pr genius thus far to live …
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Based on a quick Google image search, I think its fair to say that Reggie Bush has a type.
I would vote for President Obama if he sent the entire Kardashian family to Gitmo. There’s nothing redeeming about them. They contribute nothing to society, and they have a propaganda machine that would make the Nazis jealous.