I’m a huge sucker for anything Americana, which is why I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong era, but then I wouldn’t want to live in any decade that didn’t have the Internet or white rappers. That sh*t would be crazy boring, yo. But with the shameful soul of a hipster, I love to look at the past and admire how easy those schmucks had it, you know, aside from the wars and polio and stuff like that. At least people in the 50s only had newspapers, radio and one TV channel to scare the crap out of them. I shiver thinking about FOX News and MSNBC terrorizing us through the Cold War.
So what’s my point, you ask, well it’s that this morning I fell into one of my typical Internet wormholes thanks to the above image of an ad that Budweiser ran to celebrate Miguel Cabrera becoming the first Major League Baseball player to win the Triple Crown since 1967. Being an old soul, I still think that winning the Triple Crown is an amazing achievement, so I like to ignore the new breed of VORPers and WAR mongers when they say that Miggy shouldn’t win the MVP. But that’s another argument for another day.
I started perusing the webs for other vintage beer ads and I came to several conclusions: 1) Beer companies in the 40s and 50s wanted people to die, because they loved suggesting that people drink while doing things like skiing and riding horses; 2) Being an ad exec back then must have been 10-times cooler than Mad Men suggests; 3) White people, am I right?; and 4) I’m thirsty now.
































This gallery reminds me of every goddamn magazine at my grandpa’s house.
I like beer.
Also, anyone else old enough to remember Ballantine and the rebus puzzles they had on the bottle caps?
You mean like Lucky Lager? And controversial as it is, I’m on board with your “I like beer” stance.
It’s tough, but I think #14 might be my favorite. Something about the disembodied heads makes it a delight. But they’re all pretty great.
Don’t know about Ballantine, but Falstaff is where we used to get all our Rebus-related entertainment. Also, Mitt Romney looks *pissed* about the scoresheets in #15…
I don’t remember the rebus puzzles in Ballantines, but I do remember them in Heffenreffers.
Ugh, Heffenreffers. The Green Death.
I like the wording on #24. “The costliest process known” to me just says “We are very inefficient at brewing our beer. We use trained butterflies to transport each individual hop. That is why Budweiser is $9,000 per bottle.”
*looks at pic 13*
I didn’t know Dick Cheney was in an old school beer ad.
I wanna see more beer ads like this. I think I just grew a beard clicking through the slide show.
Obama’s on the right in #11, and Rafalca Romney is there in #19.
This is the best thing I’ve seen all day. My basement has an old High Life ad with guys wearing Wisconsin sweaters. Reminds me of half the stuff here.
It’s a cool ad, simple and brilliant. But I can’t help ponder the implication of a beer company celebrating the athletic accomplishments of a player WITH A KNOWN DRINKING PROBLEM THAT IS ACTIVELY FIGHTING IT. Cabrera even stayed out of the locker room during the Tigers’ division title celebration, even with the team using non-alcoholic champagne. Maybe going Debbie Downer here, but it just doesn’t feel right to me.
Falstaff, the beer of choice of the great Elvis Cole.