Burnsy sent me this story in an e-mail this morning. The text read:
In case you want to write about this. I tried, but UGH
If you haven’t heard about this yet, Friday’s update on the official Asian Football Confederation website published “UAE to take cautious approach,” an article about the United Arab Emirates national team trying to qualify for the 2015 AFC Asian Cup. In the third paragraph, the team (also known as “Al-Abyad”) is refereed to as, “”Al-Abyad or Sand Monkeys”.
No, seriously.
The best (read: only) good part of this story is the explanation as to how “Sand Monkeys” made it onto the AFC site as an official translation of Al-Abyad. It wasn’t because the AFC is prejudiced against people from the Middle East … it’s because in 2012 people are still f**king plagiarizing Wikipedia and not stopping to go back over what they just copy-pasted to make sure it’s correct.
No, seriously. Again. Who knew that Lynn Hoppes wrote for the Asia Football Conference? The official apology:
The “AFC apologises for an editorial mistake in which the UAE National Team was inadvertently referred to by an inaccurate nickname on the AFC’s official website”.
It says the comment was due to an “error, which was mainly because of referral to a popular web-based encyclopedia” and it “was corrected immediately after it was noticed”.
The AFC said on Monday it was sorry for “any hurt this might have caused to the UAE Football Association and UAE football fans”. (via Wide World Of Sports)
As Burnsy sorta mentioned, editorializing on this is hopeless. You really don’t need a comedy sports blogger to type “calling people Sand Monkeys is a dumb idea, professional organization,” do you? At the same time, I don’t wanna just put this up without telling you what I think, so I’ll reiterate that soccer is the most hilariously racist thing going, and it’s telling that the most popular sport in the world is the one where they draw black players as apes and get kicked in the nuts for calling people the N-word.
“Al-Abyad” means “the whites,” by the way.
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This whole time I have been calling The Whites “The Cracka Ass Crackas”
Shit, going to the link of the racist guy getting kicked in the nuts lead to me literally sitting here in the office laughing so hard I cried. Why? Because you don’t fuck with Seal.
That “Cautious Approach” title for an article containing a racial slur is better than any pun i’ve written.
♪OPEN WIDE FOR RACIST SOCCER!♪
Looks like FIFA is taking a page out of the WWE playbook and being openly racist while going on an anti-racism campaign.
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Ain’t Whites but Sand Monkeys. Asian Soccer Goons gaffe says. UAE devastated and demanded formal apology from The Asian Football Confederation or they will jump. Lest AFC loses reliable source for free Rolex from jesters that they loath. AFC formally apologized and decided to call UAE ‘Whites’ than Sand Monkeys. Take it easy girls. Let’s have some civility here. Get humor classes ladies. Google (image) ‘idiot’ you will get ‘George Bush’. Google (image) ‘monkey’ you will get ‘Michelle Obama’. Neither Geo nor Michelle demanded formal apology. Are you ready? Now Google (image) ‘Sand Monkey’. I bet my bottom dollar if you get Sand Monkey. What Asian Soccer Goons gaffe meant that UAE ain’t Whites but curly-haired-mean-eyed Asians. UAE is nothing but Sand Monkeys as Google published it. Get over it. Get redneck cowgirls to get you a fuckn’ Nickname ain’t Racist. Don’t lem’ fool you to take ‘Paki’. It is taken for Pakistan Britishers. Kudos Looosers!
what the fuck is this comment
- He spoke. And drank rapidly a glass of water.
Then keeled over dead from the brain aneursym.