
There’s no point in getting all maudlin and preachy about this, but it should be shown to as many people as possible: Toronto Blue Jays shortstop Yunel Escobar showed up to Saturday’s game against the Boston Red Sox with “you are a faggot” written on his eye-black in Spanish. Somewhere an entire high school of Alabama football fans just got really into the Blue Jays.
The words under Mr. Escobar’s eyes were “TU ERE MARICON,” which can be translated as “You are a faggot.” Other possible translations of the phrase lack the homophobic connotation, but are nevertheless offensive.
Mr. Escobar, a 29-year-old native of Havana, Cuba, has been seen at other games this season with different Spanish phrases written on his eye black. (via The Globe And Mail)
The other translation that is offensive but not homophobic is, “you are a pussy”. Long story short, there’s no way he thought he was writing “you are a jerk” on his face in Spanish, and no matter how he translates it it was something stupid and awful. Like I said, I don’t need to hop up onto a soap box and start pointing giant fingers at a dude who wrote “you are a faggot” on his face in magic marker, and unless Sarah Palin starts TwitPicking herself wearing a Yunel Escobar jersey we can probably just roll our eyes, dismiss Yunel’s contributions to baseball with a wanking motion and continue not giving a shit about the Blue Jays.
Here’s a statement from the people who do care about the Blue Jays, the Blue Jays:
The Toronto Blue Jays do not support discrimination of any kind nor condone the message displayed by Yunel Escobar during Saturday’s game. The club takes this situation seriously and is investigating the matter.
Alex Anthopoulos, Sr. VP Baseball Operations and General Manager will be available to the media tomorrow afternoon at Yankee Stadium and we expect him to be joined by Yunel Escobar, Manager John Farrell and Coach Luis Rivera. Details and location for the media availability will be announced tomorrow.
I hope Yunel’s response to the media is either “a less important person did it and didn’t tell me what I was sticking to my face” followed by a mailroom firing or “I AM a homophobe, losers!” followed by a bunch of crotch-chopping. Maybe next time he’ll skip the slurs and go straight to the offensive eye-black classics, like “DONG 3:16″.
[h/t to Big League Stew]


Ugh, what a dumb thing. Baseballers/baseballists are dumb.
I don’t know that all baseballers are dumb. But this guy certainly is. He’s an embarrassment to my city.
Kind of a dumb thing to paint all 700+ major leagues (plus however many 1000′s of minor leaguers) with the same brush. As in any population, some will be dumb, some will be a-holes, some will be intolerant (Yunel Escobar appears to hit all three), but certainly others will not be.
major “leaguers” not “leagues”
it is just jokes, dudes, it is just jokes.
and i never said all baseballadors are dumb, just that people what baseball are dumb, such as yunel escobar and the houston astros and brian wilson.
Baseball, as a sport, is totally dumb. I’ll agree with you, like, 1000% on that.
+1 for “people what baseball are dumb.”
No matter how many times I hear it “X what Y” is never not funny. Maybe it’s the shock of my hayseed upbringing poking its non-ironic-trucker-hat-wearing head into my current reality.
Lobster Mobster how dare you insult my horrible Astros! Its not 12 year olds can compete with men.
Sorry Nilf, but until they prove they know how to simply run without falling over 80% of the time, I will make fun of the Astros.
The Houston LOLstros!
Least effective bullying method ever?
He played with those things on? If the Umpire knew what it said would he have been tossed?
he probably didn’t notice since no one cares about the blue jays.
Except for, quite possibly one of the greatest teams of all time, the 1993 World Series Champion Toronto Blue Jays. Oh, and the 1992 World Series Jays weren’t too shabby, either. But, yeah, since then? No one care.
@ Alex: people stopped caring about the Jays on a consistent basis since ’02.
LOL! Poor Blue Jays…
You’d think he’d have better things to do like try and a freaking game as opposed to putting some stupid crap underneathe his eyes. Such a shame.
He’s 29 but he insults at a 7th grade level.
I hear this guy does something similar, but it’s to remind himself of who he is due to the numerous concussions.
(You are a Gay)
(Because that is Randall Gay)
Okay.
lol, what an ass.
I’ll have to add the Spanish version to my Xbox Live repertoire