She’s just here to cause trouble.
That’s the entire YouTube description for this clip of an overly-excited Texas Rangers fan with a spectacular haircut who tells DFW sports reporter Jim Knox about how it’s her mom’s birthday, and also that she’s HERE TO F**KIN’ CAUSE TROUBLE. Knox takes the f-bomb like a pro, going right into (and I’m paraphrasing, here) “she looks like trouble, now let’s take a few steps to my right and talk to somebody who isn’t gonna straighten out their faux-hawk and yell curse words into my microphone”. It’s Local Emmy worthy.
In a related note, hey lady, ‘sup. Call me.
[h/t to Deadspin]
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Knox is the greatest
Gonna have to register a dissent here, a Knox appearance is mandatory mute time in my household. I can’t even stand to look at his Botoxed face
I’d let her cause all kinds of trouble with me, no doubt.
What IMS said, but I’m just here to fuckin’ read about Trios.
Future Mrs. Fiber