Cincinnati hosted Pitt on Thursday night, and while a 34-10 Panthers loss may seem like the biggest fail of the evening, it’s got stiff competition from a Bearcats trumpet player.
As the video illustrates, this poor guy opened the game a la Paul Blart by spectacularly falling down a flight of steps, losing the mouthpiece of his trumpet, going out onto the field for pre-game anyway and spending the entire time helplessly fingering along. The look on his face is a great combination of steely perseverance and “oh god I’m about to crap my pants with embarrassment”. I appreciate his stick-to-itiveness, but damn, one trumpet isn’t a big deal, when you careen down some stadium stairs and faceplant on the turf it may be a sign for you to log-roll away in shamed silence and let the rest of the band handle it.
Regardless, we salute you, brave Cincinnati trumpet player. The next time I’m going through the motions hoping nobody notices, I’ll think of you.
[via Kegs N' Eggs]


“spending the entire time helplessly fingering along.”
Been there done that, however not with a trumpet.
Bravo
Brave UC trumpet player: “Oh yeah, well your mom faked it LAST NIGHT! BAM!”
To everyone who is having a good laugh, that is EXACTLY what you are supposed to do. If you fall, get your ass back up and get back in formation. If you mess up, don’t react to it, just pretend that you were supposed to do that. If your instrument breaks, you go through the motions and keep on marching.
Our marching band had a quad-player lose one of his sticks and he kept playing even though he was only playing half his notes. We had a gust of wind blow off our hats and a tuba player marched the last seven minutes with someone’s hat on his foot. After I graduated, I witnessed a severe thunderstorm, lightning and a funnel cloud form over the band, and they didn’t even blink.
The Show Must Go On!
nerd
Yeah, I said it. I’m controversial.
I would have s*** in my pants and gone fetal. This guy gets big props.