In a story that is extremely relevant to my interests, the first pitch at Thursday’s San Diego Padres/Los Angeles Dodgers game at PETCO Park was thrown out by Crystal, aka “that one monkey from everything,” aka Annie’s Boobs from ‘Community’. You may remember Crystal from such roles as Dexter in the Night At The Museum franchise, Donald The Monkey in Paul Blart: Zookeeper or Dr. Rizzo in the television series ‘Animal Practice’. You may also already be scrolling down to check and make sure there are actual boobs in this post.
Jason over at Sportress Of Blogitude grabbed a few Instagram photos of the MONKEY TROUBLE~ (note: not the monkey from Monkey Trouble) going down at PETCO, which you can check out below. One features Crystal adorably holding a baseball. Two others feature her taking a dump on Yonder Alonso’s shoulder, probably.
Also amazing: video of Crystal’s “first pitch” and trip to the announce booth.
Relevant.
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For a feminist, you sure love to objectify
To my credit, that’s one sexy monkey.
If you’re a feminist it’s okay to objectify because you’re doing so while being self-aware, duh.
Whenever there’s a post or a link to a post about “Annie’s Boobs”, my mind always does this weird thing where it weighs up the possibility of the post being about the monkey or about Alison Brie’s breasts and then tries to decide which I’m hoping for, but the mental process takes too long because clicking a link takes no time at all and I’m seeing one thing or the other before it’s done, so I never truly know if I’d prefer to see a post about the monkey or a post about the breasts.
Thank Jeebus for that Alison Brie gif.
The cameraman in that GIF needs to zoom out WAAAAY sooner
He didnt throw out the first pitch just brought the ball to Tyler whatever the main actor.
Lies Uproxx filthy sodomizing lies!!!!