
If you’re a fan of the Cleveland Browns (cough), you were probably happy when the team traded up in April to select Trent Richardson, the University of Alabama running back who led the team to a national championship and kinda looks like Robert Griffin III had a man-baby with Benedict Cumberbatch.
If you’ve been a fan of the Browns for more than seven months, you started waiting for the other foot to drop, citing LITERALLY EVERY OTHER DRAFT EVER as an example of Cleveland’s terrible, terrible luck. You remember Courtney Brown’s leg, William Green’s back wounds, Kellen Winslow’s motorcycle and Phil Taylor’s pec. You remember everything about Tim Couch other than Heather Kozar.
Anyway, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you don’t have to wait very long for that other foot. The bad news is … well, you’re a Browns fan, you’ll figure it out.
The team issued a one-sentence statement Wednesday saying that the running back, picked No. 3 overall in April’s draft, will see a specialist on Thursday.
The statement says: “Trent Richardson is traveling to Pensacola, Fla., where he will have his left knee further evaluated by Dr. James Andrews tomorrow.” (via ESPN)
Or, “ESPN issued a two-sentence statement on Thursday recapping Wednesday’s announcement that Trent Richardson’s knee doesn’t work and you’re shit out of luck”.
So what do you think? Is this a temporary setback for a man with a bright NFL future, or another example of Cleveland being one of two U.S. cities built over a Hellmouth? More importantly, will he ever be able to break a dude’s ankles like this again?


Is “Dr. James Andrews” just a term for getting steroids?
Nah, it’s a term for going to Alabama and letting some dude go to town on you with a ballpeen hammer, a saw, and some WD-40.
Dare I guess the other city built over a Hellmouth?
Does it begin with a “B” and end in “uffalostolemyyouthandmyfaithinjusticeloveandhappiness”?
Sunnydale, California, friend!
I would’ve guessed either Kansas City or Cincinnati
No need to fear…their 28 year old rookie QB should pick up the slack for them.
they did finally bench Cart McCoy
Pretty sure this guy is going to be injury prone his entire career. Ugh, there’s always next year.
James Andrews is the best! He did all that work on HHH and he’s just – OK, bad example. But at least he can drop down on his knees without killing himself…for 2 more weeks.
He does work on everybody, real and fake athletes.
Pensacola represent. It’d be nice if just once when we get a mention it’s not about injury or goofy ass names for the AA team. That’s the Florida curse I suppose.