
“Rapping Jerry Jones” in all caps was almost this entire post.
In the world of sports on the Internet, Jimmy Traina giveth, and Jimmy Traina taketh away. Sometimes he’ll tweet, “hey, I stumbled into Kate Upton’s dressing room and took 30,000 pictures, check this out” and links them because he’s him and she’ll be flattered or whatever. Then sometimes he tweets, “here’s Jerry Jones rapping”, and the exact opposite of that Kate dressing room dream happens.
But yeah, here’s Jerry Jones rapping. Apparently somebody at Papa John’s decided the way to get me to order their garbage pizza was to have a sexagenarian in the Buffalo Stance. It’s worth watching just to say you’ve seen it (and I’m shocked I haven’t seen it on TV down here yet), but it’s also worth watching for that two second clip of Jones remix jumping or whatever like he’s in a f**king 90s toy commercial.
Check it out below.
I spent the whole clip trying to figure out whether he was a North Side or South Side Guy.


Maybe since I live in Minnesota, I won’t ever have to see this again.
Poor Dez Bryant, how can he ever learn to be a good boy with such thug role models.
He’s gonna rap the hook on Lil Wayne’s next mixtape.
I hope someone burns down their stadium soon.
I feel like I’ve been legitimately rapped.
When I quickly looked at this headline, I thought it said “Raping Jerry Jones.” Which made me think that the Cowboys had traded for Ben Roethlisberger.
Ugh. For any Cowboys fans, remember that’s not only our owner, but our GENERAL FUCKING MANAGER