Former Washington Redskins QB Joe Theismann used to be an analyst for the NFL Network, as part of the Thursday Night Football “Screw You, Fans” crew that included Matt Millen and Bob Papa. Fortunately, for Theismann in his unemployment, he discovered Super Beta Prostate in time for the opener, so he doesn’t need a game clock to manage his bathroom breaks in case he gets the call back to the booth.

The commercial for Super Beta Prostate has been popping up for a few weeks now, but I crack up every time I see it, because I just can’t get enough of the idea of “Captain Bubbly” having to sprint out of the booth between every play to take a piss. Hell, that should be a new show – “This season, the only thing between Joe Theismann and a urinal is… Lawrence Taylor.” I’d watch the hell out of that.

After the jump, join Theismann’s Nationwide One Million Bottle Giveaway while I wait for someone to upload a commercial of Ron Jaworski pitching Rhino Condoms.