You know those annoying Facebook macros going around with a picture of the Angry Beavers on it or whatever, with a big caption reading "ONLY 90S KIDS WOULD REMEMBER THIS CLICK LIKE" across the top? The Philadelphia Phillies made an entire night out of that.
Wednesday's 3-2 loss to Brandon Bronson Arroyo was '90s Retro Night at Citizens Bank Park, and as the mascot-loving guy behind the Sports On TV column I'd be doing you a disservice if I didn't share the clip of the Phillie Phanatic dancing with the Spice (Ball) Girls or the hilariously thrown-together photoshops depicting Charlie Manuel as Wilson from 'Home Improvement', or whatever. It's the kind of night that makes being at the ballpark fun, except for all the losing.
Most of the pictures come with a hat-tip to my good friend Mr. Joey Odorisio, and the ones that don't are credited where applicable. What are you waiting for? Check them out. There's a really creepy shot of Chase Utley as Dylan from 'Beverly Hills 90210' waiting somewhere on the other side of this jump.
(banner image via pompomflipflop)
This one's my favorite. They should make the Law & Order noise every time he grounds out.
(photo via Philliedelphia)
Front office Power Rangers! ALPHA, GET ME FIVE TEENAGERS WITH THE PROPER CREDENTIALS
(photo via Taysmithson on Instagram)
And in the grand finale, the Phillie Phanatic dances with the Spice Girls. Well, the "Spice Girls".
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Beaver Fever > Beiber Fever > Fever
Just gonna ignore Scarlet Fever, huh?
ok, OKAY!!!! Let me revise this…sheesh-bo-beesh.
Beaver Fever > Beiber Fever > Fever > Scarlet Fever
You forgot boogie fever.
Saturday Night Fever
Hay Fever, Jungle Fever, Gay Jungle Fever were also forgotten
GAAAAAHHHHH!
OK, 2nd revision…
♪Beaver Fever♪ > Jungle Fever/Gay Jungle Fever (whichever you’re in to) > Boogie Fever > Saturday Night Fever > Beiber Fever > Fever > Scarlet Fever > Hay Fever
God I hate that Facebook shit.
Saw a picture of the twin towers a couple weeks ago that said “ONLY 90′S KIDS WILL REMEMBER.”
I kind of blacked out after that.
Did the Phillies lose? Cause they sure lost a lot in the 90′s.
This is the greatest thing ever
I can’t wait till Juan Pierre gets to 3000 hits and like 750 stolen bases and punches his ticket to Cooperstown even though everyone seems to hate him for some reason. And everyone will be all like “Wha?!” And I will laugh and laugh.