
Janice Dickinson looks good here, sure. Try Googling her name with "now".
The Oh God Do I Really Trust These Guys?
These are not guys that you would ever want to move forward with as your No. 1 WR, but as No. 2 and 3 options, they’re worth it.
Steve Smith – He was awesome last year as Cam Newton’s go-to guy, but at his age you have to start wondering when it’s over.
Marques Colston – He’s just not consistent enough, especially now that Jimmy Graham is the main target.
Brandon Lloyd – I know that he loves playing for Josh McDaniels because they’ve been successful together, but who really knows if that will translate to an offense with 3 established receiving threats?
Jeremy Maclin – I don’t trust Michael Vick.
DeSean Jackson – I really don’t trust Michael Vick. (But I like Maclin for consistency over Jackson, who is better for big plays.)
Dwayne Bowe – Normally, I don’t trust Bowe because of Cassel, but he’s in a contract year, so I’d say he’s due to blow up and then disappoint next year again.
Miles Austin – He should have never dated Kim Kardashian. It has tainted him for good. Also, I like Kyle Ogletree to make Austin irrelevant within the next two seasons.
Steve Johnson – He’s the perfect No. 3 receiver.


Should have used a butt for tight ends because jokes, do you get it?
Wish I could have logged on sooner so I could have beaten you to this obligatory post.
In my first draft, I got Megatron, Welkah, and Jennings, with Witten and Marcedes Lewis (?) as my TEs. In my second draft, I got Welkah, Jennings, and Bowe (got Ray Rice in Round 1 instead of Megatron), with Hernandez and Gresham.
I suppose I should note that both are PPR leagues, which is why I took Welkah in the second round in both of them.
I don’t trust Andre Johnson enough to put him as the 2nd best WR. He’s always hurt and never has had double digit TDs.
no kicker guide?
I have Julio Jones, Percy Harvin, and Antonio Brown. I like my receiver corps this year.
Candice Swanpole flying through the air at the olympics:
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*Kevin Ogletree. But you’re forgiven because 1) He’s an absolute scrub. 2) Boobs.