Coming off kind of desperate since the divorce.
The Swan Songs
These are guys who are still attractive because they’re technically still starters, but I think their best days are behind them, because they each have young talent behind them.
Frank Gore – It’s not that I think Gore’s time is up, I just think the 49ers will sit on him this season and keep him healthy for the postseason. That means a lot of work for Kendall Hunter.
Michael Turner – Burner’s lost his pop, and there’s too much buzz around Jacquizz Rodgers. Plus, I just love saying Jacquizz. JACQUIZZ! JACQUIZZ! JACQUIZZ! Try it. Scream JACQUIZZ! wherever you are. Especially if you’re at work or in prison.
Willis McGahee – It doesn’t look like Knowshon Moreno will be getting much more consideration for the starting job in Denver, and while McGahee looked like a kid again at points last season, I think he’s just going to be mentoring Ronnie Hillman, who might be ready now.
Cedric Benson – Running backs really don’t have much value in Green Bay at all, but Mike McCarthy says he wants to run more and that means it’s on Benson, now that James Starks may be without a team. But like the guys above, Benson has Alex Green nipping at his heels.
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I would be totally okay with a question mark, here.
I think Ryan Williams will take over in season even if Beanie is healthy.
Also, ya gotta put Donald Brown in the Bradshaw tier. He has little competition, will be used to take pressure off Luck as a runner and as an receiver.
Just wanted to say, glad you did this again. Drafting RB’s is scaring the hell out of me, it seems to me more of a crapshoot this year than any of the others. Plus I’ve lost my top draft pick at running back two years running. Can’t wait to see who I curse this year.
Pluses for Fred Jackson and Steven Ridley is how weak the schedule is for the Bills and Patriots. I don’t know how to work that into a metaphor about a hot woman.
If the AFC East were females, they’d all be drunk sluts, so Brady scores at will.
I have Forte, Charles and Bush as my Rb’s.I think I’ll be in feast or famine mode this whole season.
Oddly enough, JACQUIZZ! is what I’m going to call that porno I’m writing about Emile Zola.
Now feeling a lot better about pinning my hopes to Marshawn Lynch and Tiny Darren in my PPR league. (Last year was tough with Arian, Forte and Tiny Darren.. because of injuries and Marmalard at QB. Hopefully Elisha/Schaub is an upgrade.)
Think Toby Gerhart isn’t worth a pick?
Cool Story Bros:
So I was “mistakenly” given the wrong time for our draft and ended up getting Autodrafted. Well the joke was on them because the Autodraft then proceeded to buttfuck everyone there By giving me Brady, Gronk, McCoy, and the Texan’s D. ::insert success kid here::
I like sports and wrestling and pop culture and girls. 4,1,2,3.