
Kids? 32? Yikes.
The Oldies But Goodies
I am a longtime subscriber to the theory that workhorses are usually bad news. I also think that 30 is a bad, bad number when it comes to RB age. I’m not saying I don’t like these guys, but buyer beware.
Steven Jackson – I keep reading that Jackson’s days are numbered and he’ll probably be traded if the St. Louis Rams suck this season, and he probably will because they probably will. That said, I’ve always enjoyed the guy, and while his age suggests his best days are behind him, I still think he could surprise us with one more big season.
Fred Jackson – Until he got hurt last year, Jackson was one of the top fantasy RBs, much to the surprise of pretty much everyone. I don’t normally subscribe to the whole “He’s got fresh legs” chatter because I’m a natural pessimist and he’s 31. But he’s been playing well in the preseason, so I’d trust him as a decent No. 1 or a great No. 2.
Darren Sproles – Drew Brees loves throwing to Sproles in the red zone. That’s all you need to know. He’s 29, but he qualifies under that “fresh legs” idea, and in PPR leagues he was a monster last year. Just like Jackson, he’s a fantastic No. 2 RB.


I would be totally okay with a question mark, here.
I think Ryan Williams will take over in season even if Beanie is healthy.
Also, ya gotta put Donald Brown in the Bradshaw tier. He has little competition, will be used to take pressure off Luck as a runner and as an receiver.
Just wanted to say, glad you did this again. Drafting RB’s is scaring the hell out of me, it seems to me more of a crapshoot this year than any of the others. Plus I’ve lost my top draft pick at running back two years running. Can’t wait to see who I curse this year.
Pluses for Fred Jackson and Steven Ridley is how weak the schedule is for the Bills and Patriots. I don’t know how to work that into a metaphor about a hot woman.
If the AFC East were females, they’d all be drunk sluts, so Brady scores at will.
I have Forte, Charles and Bush as my Rb’s.I think I’ll be in feast or famine mode this whole season.
Oddly enough, JACQUIZZ! is what I’m going to call that porno I’m writing about Emile Zola.
Now feeling a lot better about pinning my hopes to Marshawn Lynch and Tiny Darren in my PPR league. (Last year was tough with Arian, Forte and Tiny Darren.. because of injuries and Marmalard at QB. Hopefully Elisha/Schaub is an upgrade.)
Think Toby Gerhart isn’t worth a pick?
Cool Story Bros:
So I was “mistakenly” given the wrong time for our draft and ended up getting Autodrafted. Well the joke was on them because the Autodraft then proceeded to buttfuck everyone there By giving me Brady, Gronk, McCoy, and the Texan’s D. ::insert success kid here::
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