
Ol' faithful.
The Unicorns
This is probably the easiest thing to write in any sort of fantasy football column, whether you call yourself an “expert” or you’re like me and you readily admit that this is all guessing and there’s hardly any science to it.
Arian Foster – If you have the No. 1 pick (I did) then you can’t go wrong by picking Foster (like I did), even if you’re worried that him being a vegan somehow hurts his value (it doesn’t). He should be good for 100 yards and 1-3 TD per week, which is miraculous in this day and age.
Ray Rice – Thanks to Joe Flacco’s “elite” ability to dump the ball off a ton, Rice is a receiving beast, which translates well for PPR. Luckily, he’s also an all-around beast, too, so he produces a ton of points. I argued with one friend who said people who would take Rice No. 1 are crazy. I don’t think it’s too far-fetched.
LeSean McCoy – And I’d argue McCoy could go No. 1, too. I don’t think there’s too much of a difference between the 3 of these guys. I only think it’s a reach to think that McCoy will score 20 TD again, but who the hell knows with that offense?


I would be totally okay with a question mark, here.
I think Ryan Williams will take over in season even if Beanie is healthy.
Also, ya gotta put Donald Brown in the Bradshaw tier. He has little competition, will be used to take pressure off Luck as a runner and as an receiver.
Just wanted to say, glad you did this again. Drafting RB’s is scaring the hell out of me, it seems to me more of a crapshoot this year than any of the others. Plus I’ve lost my top draft pick at running back two years running. Can’t wait to see who I curse this year.
Pluses for Fred Jackson and Steven Ridley is how weak the schedule is for the Bills and Patriots. I don’t know how to work that into a metaphor about a hot woman.
If the AFC East were females, they’d all be drunk sluts, so Brady scores at will.
I have Forte, Charles and Bush as my Rb’s.I think I’ll be in feast or famine mode this whole season.
Oddly enough, JACQUIZZ! is what I’m going to call that porno I’m writing about Emile Zola.
Now feeling a lot better about pinning my hopes to Marshawn Lynch and Tiny Darren in my PPR league. (Last year was tough with Arian, Forte and Tiny Darren.. because of injuries and Marmalard at QB. Hopefully Elisha/Schaub is an upgrade.)
Think Toby Gerhart isn’t worth a pick?
Cool Story Bros:
So I was “mistakenly” given the wrong time for our draft and ended up getting Autodrafted. Well the joke was on them because the Autodraft then proceeded to buttfuck everyone there By giving me Brady, Gronk, McCoy, and the Texan’s D. ::insert success kid here::
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